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1. titanzero says:

   February 3, 2013 at 6:19 am

   Linux is the best “fuck you” to any virus problem, porn related or not. Plus chicks dig a nerd so if you switch to Linux you might even get to try some of what you’re now safely watching…worked for me…built a girl a Linux box which ernt me “brownie points”. (Her words). And we all known what that means…yes…sex in the back of a ford cortina (points for getting the film reference). Anyways, using my best nerdy charm I scored my “brownie points”…and it was her first time in the back of a ford cortina. Now I have porntastic sex with a hot chick who loves all the dirty things all men love and it’s all because I learnt to use Linux so I could watch all those online tutorials without risk of infection. In short my basic point is practice safe masturbation…use Linux…chicks dig nerds who know how to fuck.

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   • ~ says:

     February 4, 2013 at 8:11 pm

     and then you woke up and your sheets were sticky

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2. notspamming says:

   February 3, 2013 at 12:10 pm

   OP sucks at porn watching (probably downloaded some .jpg.exe, and wonders what the hell happened) and computer security in general.

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