Presidential Address

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Hello, my fellow Americans. As your President, I feel it’s important that we have a talk about faith. Oh you’re busy? That’s alright. I’ll just pass an ass-load of thinly veiled Christ-centric laws.


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    AustinDav

    Yeah, it’ll be just like that time Harry Reid tried to convert everyone from the Senate floor, and that time Steve Young tried to convert everyone at that post-game interview, and that time Ken Jennings tried to convert everyone on Jeopardy, and that time Jon Heder tried to convert everyone at that movie premier, and that time Donny and Marie tried to convert everyone in the 70’s, and that time….

    tiki god

    it’s a slightly different thing when it’s the PotUS

    DrEvil

    Yeah, because none of those people can pass laws just like the President can’t pass laws so it is completely different. I’m just glad we finally recovered from JFK forcing everyone to convert to Catholicism and then Jimmy Carter passing all those laws to make everyone a Southern Baptist. Religious bigotry is ugly.

    Have an Evil day

    tiki god

    ah, you’re thinking this is “anti-morman” when it’s “anti-religion” which isn’t ugly, it’s a necessary step in humanity’s continued growth.

    crewmanguy

    I don’t like Romney, I don’t see anything about him that is genuine, and the whole “dog on the roof of the car” thing tells me that he could care less about anyone that isn’t him.
    He flip flops on decisions and seems to take whatever views will get him the most support, until they don’t anymore.
    All that said, what does OP have against Mormons?

    crewmanguy

    This makes it no less bigoted or bogus then the other major religions. I’m not saying it’s right, it’s not, but OP has posted Romney’s head on a few pics now while making fun of the religion.
    The Book of Mormon isn’t anymore BS then talking to a burning bush, zombie Jesus, ascending to heaven at the Dome of the Rock, or Xenu.
    It is a really good play though.

    bstaples

    “and the whole “dog on the roof of the car” thing tells me that he could care less about anyone that isn’t him.” Okay sorry. I don’t like Romney either, but i’m sick of hearing about this. Fuck Romney and fuck his dog. He could’ve had the damn thing pulling the station-wagon while he whipped it like a Siberian Husky for all I care. IT’S A DOG. He could’ve left it tied up in his backyard with an open bag of kibble, a puddle of water and a broken-fucking-dog-heart and I wouldn’t bat an eye at it because IT’S A… Read more »

    crewmanguy

    You must have skipped the part where I said: I don’t like Romney, I don’t see anything about him that is genuine” and missed the part where I said “He flip flops on decisions and seems to take whatever views will get him the most support, until they don’t anymore.”
    For the dog thing: Most people treat people and animals they know better then they would a stranger. So if that’s how he treats his pets, how’s he going to treat us?

    bstaples

    “You must have skipped the part where I said: I don’t like Romney, I don’t see anything about him that is genuine” and missed the part where I said “He flip flops on decisions and seems to take whatever views will get him the most support, until they don’t anymore.”” No, I got that part, that’s why nothing in my post is directed specifically to you. But I hear it everywhere, hence the “I’m sick of hearing about this”. It really isn’t the end of the world, but it gets brought up like it’s some kinda sex scandal. This says… Read more »

    MalcoveMagnesia

    didn’t people say the same thing about “Catholic” JFK when he was running for office?

    (not that anybody here was even a sperm in yer daddy’s loins at the time)

    WhiskeyTango

    Fools. Mormons aren’t Christians, why would a Mormon pass Christian laws?

    WhiskeyTango

    I’ve got a buddy, Evangelical, who is absolutely convinced Mormons aren’t Christian. Of course, he also thinks Catholics aren’t Christians. Me, I don’t give two tugs of a dead dog’s dick because the whole thing smacks of charlatanry to me anyway.

    At the end of it he’s still the lesser of two evils in a two party system.

    James

    We have a Muslim in the WH now,can’t see
    how a Mormon could be any worst,