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1. elzarcothepale says:

   January 30, 2012 at 9:01 am

   Every.
   Damn.
   Time.

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2. Jonathantrott says:

   January 30, 2012 at 9:18 am

   Thins people say when I masturbate with my left hand….

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   • Jonathantrott says:

     January 30, 2012 at 9:19 am

     Thins?! That is so racist… I mean things

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3. Queensly says:

   January 30, 2012 at 10:33 am

   I’ve also had:
   “Do you need different pens for being left-handed?”
   “Does that mean you can’t drive?”
   and my favourite:
   “Are your whole family left-handed, or are you just special?”

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4. Demon says:

   January 30, 2012 at 10:42 am

   Any of you lefties have really beautiful penmanship?
   I have the handwriting of a serial killer.

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   • Queensly says:

     January 30, 2012 at 10:54 am

     Nope. Though it may be to do with the fact that I type pretty much everything so rarely have the need for writing.

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5. Luke Magnifico says:

   January 30, 2012 at 10:47 am

   I shoot lefties on sight.

   THE FUTURE BELONGS TO A RIGHT-HANDED MANKIND, YOU FREAKS

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6. Aquaman43 says:

   January 30, 2012 at 12:28 pm

   True story: All the males in my family are left handed. I went to a Catholic school in the 60’s. They didn’t ask or care if you were left handed. “Pick up your pencils in your RIGHT hand class.”. To this day, when people watch me write, they say, “you write like your left handed”. Yeah. Thanks Jesus.

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   • Queensly says:

     January 30, 2012 at 1:04 pm

     My father is left-handed too and still has scars on his left hand from being caned into “writing correctly”. Does everything else left handed, but can only write right handed now.

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