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1. HoChunk says:

   November 16, 2011 at 5:11 pm

   www.2spare.com/item_61729.aspx

   “I’d hate to die twice. It’s so boring.”
   Richard Feynman

   “Dammit… Don’t you dare ask God to help me.”
   Joan Crawford. This comment was directed towards her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

   “I see black light.”
   Victor Hugo

   “I really need a therapist.”
   Christopher Grace, an actor who killed himself during a matinee performance of Greece

   “My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.”
   Oscar Wilde

   “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.”
   General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War, who was hit by sniper fire a few minutes after saying it

   “Dying is easy, comedy is hard.”
   George Bernard Shaw

   “Get these fucking nuns away from me.”
   Norman Douglas

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   • HoChunk says:

     November 16, 2011 at 9:31 pm

     …hold it…”a matinee performance of Greece“…???
     I really need to read these things more closely.

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2. J5 says:

   November 16, 2011 at 7:06 pm

   Thanks for the images cracked.com!

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   • Kik Dogg says:

     November 16, 2011 at 7:47 pm

     I am very impressed that you have been someplace else on the internet.

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3. ian356094 says:

   November 17, 2011 at 4:39 am

   My last words are gonna be “Hey guys, wanna see something funny?”

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4. Queensly says:

   November 17, 2011 at 12:07 pm

   “Of course it’s not loaded, look….” – Kurt Cobain

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   • dre says:

     November 18, 2011 at 6:12 pm

     hahaha

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