Allahu akbar

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“He works in Mysterious Ways” is just another way of saying “the peasants and fishermen that thought this shit up were pretty dumb”.


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    xcuse me, good sir
    what particular set of rules do you mean?


    We’re blaming God for Rebecca Black now? Because that’s more of a “Satan” thing…

    Oh, and I’m tired of you never-been-touched-by-a-girl virgins talking shit about the male nipples. When you find a girl willing to be around you when topless, you’ll thank God for dem shits.


    the second one is invalid, Adam and Eve had a daughter. she just gets less attention cause she didn’t bash anyone’s head in. but the last one is my favorite, why would a god put life on one planet then make hundreds of trillions (that we know of at least) of stars with planets orbiting most of them? Tell me that church boys and I may go back to church.


    the book of mormon is rather irrelevant to all this
    that book really makes any argument invalid, because:
    1) God didn’t create the world, he was human before becoming a god
    2) Earth is just a filter to define those who worthy of being saved
    3) Everything you say or do is according to THE PLAN
    4) Any questions or arguments you have can be reduced to “It’s a matter of faith”
    No logic or reason applies


    actually, I haven’t read any religious text since I was like 15, I just googled that cause I thought it was strange. and I saw a name of the daughter but I am too lazy to look it up again.


    genesis 5:4 After he begot Seth, the days of Adam were eight hundred years; and he had sons and daughters.

    I am not religious in any way but Google is your friend.


    >why would a god put life on one planet then make hundreds of trillions (that we know of at least) of stars with planets orbiting most of them?

    So you’re confident that there’s no other life anywhere else?

    Korin, just stfu. We’ve already established you know absolutely DICK about the book you so ignorantly despise. You’re the worst kind of troll: unfunny and not banned. At the end of the Cain/Abel situation (Genesis 4:15) there were enough people around to be a threat to Cain. Or did you need a long-form birth certificate from every one alive at that point so that you could reach a fucking obvious conclusion? Did you think that Adam and Eve would’ve stopped fucking after the second kid?

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