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    Insanely Rational

    What a piss-poor argument.

    goatsgomoo

    I see what you did there…

    Denmarkian

    Indeed; water in ~ water out.

    Gary Generic

    You can’t explain that.

    Russ

    Um… water = renewable resource… it doesn’t go away when you drink it. It doesn’t all stay in your body. It goes through your body and back to the rivers and oceans…

    FullofStars

    Wow, just wow. That hurts, my, head, just with how wrong that is.

    Either, it demonstrates how if you want to argue any point, you take a tiny nugget of truth and rape it in a German Sex Dungeon(tm),
    Or,
    Successful Troll is successful.

    draikyn

    I’ll take rape in a German Sex Dungeon(tm) thanks!

    outlanderssc

    Successful Troll is successful.

    Tiki knows that most of users on MCS are Libs so he posts whacky right-wing stuff to get them all excited. “I put down a Christian Fundamentalist today” Fap-Fap-Fap

    Twosixteen

    You forget, or don’t know, that there is a drag to our atmosphere. Much of the water vapor passes out into our orbital ring. Some get vaporized by solar winds into smaller molecules and some of which fall “inward” toward the sun. All of which make that idea that we are here and now, MO’ BETTAH!

    Your argument leaks like our atmosphere: Full of sound and confusion… yaddda, yadda, yadda.

    Saying that; “The Sparks Fly Upward”.

    annihilist

    Yes, when humans drink water, our bodies transport the water away from the Earth and into magical Jesus land, never to be seen by earthlings again. How could the atheists not remember that?

    Adrian

    Mhm… because the people that live in magical Jesus land now have to drink as well. And that’s how they get water…
    Wait…what?

    anon

    aquaception

    PopCollector

    A nice reminder that we’re all drinking dinosaurs piss. Thank you.

    PopCollector

    A nice reminder that we’re all drinking dinosaur piss. Thank you.

    outlanderssc

    You posted posted this twice twice

    Death_to_Dude

    Why yes he did, thanks for point that out to everyone captain obvious!

    TGGeko

    People don’t piss in the bible, so they didn’t take that into their calculations.

    AustinDav

    Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel,
    — 1 Kings 21:21

    So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
    –1 Samuel 25:22

    Maxwell Edison

    So, don’t pisseth on the wall, is what I’m getting from this.

    storminator

    sure- we athiests drank all the water. then it rained. any questions?

    Death_to_Dude

    LOL!!!

    SumoSnipe

    To quote Tuvok: “Your logic is flawed.”

    Tuvok

    “You cookie-cutter laws contain flaws in philosophy” – El-P

    oneofus

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…

    Demon
    W

    buttered toast

    100110110110010

    Oh SNAP! And this is just Proving Atheists Wrong With Science _#1_.

    Patchouli

    Human population has been increasing for hundreds of thousands of years, we didn’t just appear with a population greater than 6 billion.

    nuazo

    this is stupid

    wookie_x

    Important drinking water safety note…..Fish fuck in it.

    outlanderssc

    Actually, most fish lay eggs and males fertilize them by spreading their “milt” over the already laid eggs. In short, most fish don’t fuck.

    HoChunk

    So the female fish discharge, and the male fish jack off in it?
    Gee…that’s SO MUCH BETTER.

    Saphykitten

    Adults should not be allowed to have imaginary friends

    asymon

    Wow, I didn’t know they had interwebs in 1600’s.
    God is Almighty, indeed!

    Korinthian

    Now try using this argument on the Deluge myth.

    Also: Can’t tell if joking or just stupid.

    AgZed

    Indeed. If drinking water reduces the amount of total water on the planet, and there wasn’t enough to cover all the land pre-Flood, then where did the water to submerge the entire surface of the planet come from? And where did it go? Did a boat full of people & animals somehow drink several trillion liters of water in under a year? And if water can just be magically created to cause the Flood, why can’t it be magically created to keep the oceans full? In their attempts to prove atheists wrong, it seems they’ve accidentally proven the Bible wrong.… Read more »

    Aquaman43

    Atheists don’t believe in God, so why do you have to prove anything…..D’OH.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    sup aguafoggot

    draikyn

    Silly, everyone knows you don’t drink SEA water! So of course the seas are the same

    ArabianShark

    It really warms my heart that we could take a stupid, flawed and infuriatingly fallacious argument and make humour out of this.

    Well done, sirs (and madams).

    Misfit Punk84

    dude you dont even have to be an atheist to know this is shit. even in buddhism we know that when you die the water from your corpse re intigrates into the ground water when you decompose…. now thats good drinkin!

    Korinthian

    So you believe that the water is reincarnated?

    HoChunk

    Thank you, one and all, for taking the piss out of this post.

    zeblic

    Praise Jebus, I am converted.

    bobo

    yall dumb fucking libs got trolled. fucking MORONS. hahahahaha

    zeblic

    Don’t call me a Mormon.

    Darkhell

    Are they really telling people in church that water vanishes after you drink it never to be seen again? I feel so dumb for reading that, I want that part of my life back. If you believe this, I can grant you access to heaven, all you have to do is send me thousands of dollars, email me for how to make payments.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    But god refilled the planet when he told Noah to build the Ark. DUH.

    Carbon Copy

    A perfect example of Poe’s law. This comes from Landover Baptist Church I think, or a similar satirical website.

    I wonder that some of us are all too willing to believe that fundamentalist Christians are not merely wrong in some of what they believe, but also barely a member of our species, to the extent that one of them could create such a thing in earnest.

    FetteSau

    what apparently noone commented on yet is that going by their formula they expect the 6 billion people to have been alive since day 1. Then again they have no clue about evolution and growth and probably thought god blinked his eyes and “bam” there were 6 billion people

    Lolvoodoo

    Evolution is a theory

    Trent

    I’M ANGRY TOO, LET’S PROVE HIM WRONG BY DISPROVING TROLLBAIT.

    Wtf

    I seriously hope this is trolling. If not i feel sorry for the poor fucker cuz’ of his bad logic.

    Lolvoodoo

    The most obvious evidence to the former is that there’s no science involved, it’s math. Ess a Troll.

    mageknight711

    You didn’t know? Christians don’t piss…it’s as easy as that….