Makes of Texas

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    Puulaahi

    I am friends with some Texas. But fuck Texas. From what I hear it’s a miserable state anyhow. Except for the BBQ and if you live in Austin or something.

    Puulaahi

    You heard wrong.

    hufnmouth

    Los Angeles is a shithole. The rest of C is pretty good.

    Puulaahi

    I agree with this statement 100%. Except the coast surpasses “pretty good.”

    Twosixteen

    More like nobody cares.

    dieAntagonista

    Every single Texan I’ve talked to so far is pretty amazing in one way or another. Nothing like the ones they show you on TV. Even one that I had a disagreement with managed to insult me in a really amazing way, so amazing that I carry the insult with me as a token and humorous description of myself. That Texan was displaced though, so I’m not sure if he counts.

    RSIxidor

    Ain’t no thing worse than a displaced Texan. I reckon if they ain’t able t’get their horse stables and their ranches, they ain’t gone be none too pleased.

    mld

    Only two things come out of texas, steers and queers
    so unless you’re moo-ing…

    Biggest bunch of posers and self-important losers since…
    well, since Casemods

    5 interwebs to anyone who knows which other states independent countries (more than one answer).
    Neither of the two I am thinking of brag on it much.

    mld

    states ‘were’ independent countries

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Hawaii and California (sort of).

    mld

    plus 2.5 interwebz to you.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermont_Republic

    Puulaahi

    Does Alaska count? And even the entire united states because their were thousands of independent native tribes before anyone got here.

    Korinthian

    These maps are not to scale!

    ian356094

    they dun took our jobs

    mld

    tookur jbz

    ian356094

    tkur jorz

    Sticky

    dkrjrbz

    mld

    They seem to have absconded with our collective employment opportunities!

    oh, wait, going the wrong way..
    (bangs randomly on keyboard)
    ”cgvs’ovgn

    RSIxidor

    2kjz

    Korinthian

    Better stop now, this is starting to sound like droid names.

    RSIxidor

    tuu

    urr

    jpz

    Saborlas

    The only state to call ALL carbonated beverages “coke.” Even root beer.

    Thus proving that Coca-Cola’s subliminal advertising only works on dumb people.

    RSIxidor

    Only the dumb asses do that, not everyone does.

    dekay46

    Not the only state as Georgia does this as well.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    I like the story about how these 12 year olds broke into this guys shed to steal snacks and he found them, got them on their knees and started executing them. And then people were outrages that the prosecutors were considering filing charges against him.

    Or how the governor murdered somebody.

    Or how the cops can go into a bar and charge you with DUI or public intox while you’re still drinking.

    Or the whole “repent armadillo” thing. Gotta love those American Taliban.

    And W still lives there.

    RSIxidor

    Cops go into a bar and what now?

    DMYTRIW WDS

    They were arresting drinkers for public intox because they said these people would end up drunk driving, even if it was in a hotel bar that they had a room in.

    RSIxidor

    Well that is quite awful.

    GrandAdmiralThrawn

    I do not appreciate being considered a damned yankie. Only Philly has damned yankies