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1. Lamb says:

   December 3, 2010 at 4:11 pm

   Mine’s Batman.

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2. dorix says:

   December 4, 2010 at 9:06 am

   Mine’s just “Man”. My first name doesn’t have a second letter.

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3. ian356094 says:

   December 4, 2010 at 10:50 am

   I got Batman. What did you get?

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4. figosound says:

   December 4, 2010 at 11:00 am

   BATMAN! I AM THE FUCKING BATMAN!! AHAHAHAH, YOU all SUCK!!11

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5. Jicty says:

   December 4, 2010 at 11:32 am

   mines “Nocturnal flying mammal homo sapien” wait, I think I read it wrong.

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6. shiroinohi says:

   December 4, 2010 at 12:00 pm

   I got “Bob”

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   • sambo78 says:

     December 4, 2010 at 4:15 pm

     Stay away from Jack Nicholson. Run if he asks you for a gun.

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7. Reaver says:

   December 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm

   Manbat

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8. normkil says:

   December 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm

   Has anyone seen the Joker?

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9. mld says:

   December 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

   no, I’M the goddamn Batman

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10. Luke Magnifico says:

    December 4, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    I’m Batman.

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    • Kik Dogg says:

      December 4, 2010 at 5:09 pm

      Luke, we have discussed this before. Although it is great fun to PLAY Batman, and that cape and utility belt really does look fantastic on you, you are NOT actually Batman. We had been making such progress. Do I have to put you under the stairs again? No? Good. Then we can get back to business. You. Are. Not. The. Batman. Say it with me, ok? “I am not the Batman”. DING! Oh look at that! Time’s up! Next time we meet I expect you to come down from that door frame and sit in the chair like a normal boy, ok? Same time next week? Good.

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11. casemods UID# 667 says:

    December 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    batbatbatbatmanmanmanman

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12. Aquaman43 says:

    December 4, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Bruce Wayne

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13. riff.freelance says:

    December 5, 2010 at 4:40 am

    The Goddamned Batman!!

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14. RSIxidor says:

    December 5, 2010 at 5:07 am

    GUYS
    GUYS

    SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND

    GUYS

    SHUT UP

    WAIT
    GUYS
    WAIT
    SERIOUSLY

    SHUT UP

    THIS PAPER SAYS I AM BATMAN

    FUCKING AWESOME

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15. blowbags says:

    December 6, 2010 at 4:32 am

    I got “Batman”

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16. Zasz says:

    December 6, 2010 at 8:13 am

    You guys missed the golden point of this joke.

    To have a few dozen replies to it all saying “I’m Batman”

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    • Lamb says:

      December 15, 2010 at 10:39 am

      MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!

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