I dare you to fail harder.
This can be considered a legitimate dare-
standard dare-rules* apply.

*(Backing out will result in verified puss-itude,
however, the dare MAY be avoided by a sufficiently
appropriate display of one-upsmanship in the form of
“dare-escalation” which may or may not be delivered in an inulsting fashion, but must adhere to currently accepted laws of physics and/or realm of possibility in regards to the original challenger’s ABILITY to carry the escalation [or double-dare]out, regardless of the likelihood that he/she WILL rise to the challenge.)