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    TGGeko

    Starring at these too long will make you trip balls off

    bytehead

    +1

    Insanely Rational

    “Least imaginative movie about dreams ever made.” — Some internet guy

    “Some writers think women are just decoration. Nolan doesn’t even get that far. All women in Nolan’s movies are either cartoonishly evil harpies or personality-free props put in the movie just because ‘something’ has to be ‘female’.” — Another internet guy

    “It continues the tradition of all other Chris Nolan movies: more plot holes than actual plot.” — Yet another internet guy

    “An ‘intellectual’ movie for people without an intellect.”

    “How old is Joseph Gordon-Levitt, anyway? 15?”

    Don’t forget to check “Inception: the abridged script” at www.the-editing-room.com/inception.html

    Dreth

    I don’t want to assume anything but I hope you are equally disgusted by the rest of the other even lesser imaginative crap out there, such as Saw and Avatar.

    TGGeko

    Okay, there is a serious reason why movie critics actually have jobs. They are smart at this kind of stuff. They understand Movie Theory. They know what we subconsciously look for in movies and are able to articulately spell out how much the movie matches up to that.

    Its the same reason why I don’t listen to Some Internet Guy.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Some people could look at anything and fucking whine.

    “Its not anyones fault but your own that you’re such a loser”
    My review of you.

    As someone who has forgotten more about movies than you and everyone you’ve ever met could hope to learn in ten lifetimes you sir are wrong a pretty fucking stupid. I studied under a woman who when working as a grad student was the right hand to Marshall McLuhan. In fact:

    “Least imaginative movie about dreams ever made.” The is the opposite of the truth. I suppose you’re a big Robin Williams fan or something? What Dreams May Come in your top ten?

    “Some writers think women are just decoration. Nolan doesn’t even get that far. All women in Nolan’s movies are either cartoonishly evil harpies or personality-free props put in the movie just because ‘something’ has to be ‘female’.”
    Tell that to Carrie Anne Moss, stupid.

    “It continues the tradition of all other Chris Nolan movies: more plot holes than actual plot.”
    Just because you can’t wrap your head around some parts doesn’t make them plot holes.

    “An ‘intellectual’ movie for people without an intellect.”
    Anyone worth their shit knows good movies blend art and commerce effectively. Is this shit going to give Proust a boner? No but its light years ahead of what you and most people can comprehend anyway.

    “How old is Joseph Gordon-Levitt, anyway? 15?”
    Why… did you want to date him?

    “Don’t forget to check “Inception: the abridged script””
    Don’t forget you’re a retard any nobody actually gives a shit about what you think or do. www.meatspin.com/

    Lemurian

    Some internet guy, proof that even film school dropouts, who couldn’t direct a ten second commercial for a late night TV spot, are given an equal voice by the internet.

    Luke Magnifico

    GET OUTTA MY HEAD

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