Tiki Is 30

Holy fucking fuck, I’m 30 now.  Happy Birthday to me!  Those of you wishing to spend money on frivolous things may do so from my amazon wishlist.

I’m going to spend most of the day playing Halo: Reach, feel free to pop on and give me a hand! (user id: tgiokdi)

Maybe later today I’ll fix a couple things that are hinky on the site. Or maybe I’ll just drink myself blind and throw things at my cats.

WHO KNOWS.

Edited to say:

Thank you to whoever just shipped me 3 of these! They’ll look awesome in my front yard!


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    natedog

    first

    natedog

    oh yeah, and happy birthday

    The Dude

    dicks like you ruin the internet.

    natedog

    No, dicks like mine ruin your mother.

    Also, I rarely “first”. I just did it this time because it’s an historical post. And I like to think I have contributed moar awesome than cancer to this here internet

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    lies, your like the worstest thing to haped to mcs, next to casemods.

    Kik Dogg

    What smells?

    Reaver

    Damn…I tried to say happy birthday but the site fuck’d up

    Luke Magnifico

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    YOU’RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

    DEATH COMES ON SWIFT WINGS FOR YOU, MR SELVIDGE

    Luke Magnifico

    Happy Birthda.y

    przxqgl

    no, at 50, i’m old… 30 is just getting started.

    happy birthday tiki. now fix submissions. 8)

    Andre666

    dont stay home. happy bday

    dieAntagonista

    Alles Gute zum Gerburtstag du großartiger Alkoholiker. Or like the German voice for Barney Gumble once said, Aloholiker.

    Kik Dogg

    LOL. I find this very funny at this moment in time. But then, I am verdrunken.

    exige

    your’e welcome
    hope they will look good on your lawn..
    pics please

    Sticky

    HAPPY BIRFDAE TEEKEE

    Kik Dogg

    Happy Birthday 3.0

    Lamb

    Happy birthday, Mr. Tiki.

    bytehead

    Happy birthday.

    Virgin.

    I mean Virgo.

    borked

    Dude, might wanna censor that wishlist a little. A 6-pack of sriracha and orange/ginger lotion sounds like one helluva birthday party.

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again!

    (happy b-day)

    MikeBabaguh

    Damn, I didn’t know I was older than you.

    Happy birthday, 30 is the last great milestone before you REALLY start hating birthdays.

    nyoki

    Nonsense, I’ve loved all 16 b’days I’ve had since my 30th.

    nyoki

    Oh, happy b’day god tiki dude. Do you feel grown up? Me either.

    Kishi

    Happy birthday! I turned 30 a few months back, and it’s not nearly so bad as people say. Well, maybe.

    doombuddy

    Happy birthday Tiki!!! (omg we have the same birthday!)

    nyoki

    Happy b’day.

    Demon
    Saborlas

    If you make it to 30 without growing up, you don’t have to. The logic being that you’ve clearly found a way to live one’s life without doing so.

    billcar50

    Happy Birthday, Mr T.

    casemods UID# 667

    Funny, tiki, I thought you said thur TEE not thur TEEN, yet your amazon wish list consists mostly of halo action figures and movies.

    1. You are too old for those (and ok maybe you aren’t but buy your toys your damns self)

    2. torrent movies.

    I see nothing but a frivolous wishlist, one of which I will not be contributing to!

    Put some NEEDED items on that list and I’ll help you out.

    rebelyell2006

    Shutup you methhead faggot. Happy Birthday Tiki.

    casemods UID# 667

    Sure is junior high peer pressure in here!

    justonemango

    Feliz cumpleaños, comrade.

    Puulaahi

    Happy Birthday Tiki Mon!!!! I may go buy Halo Reach right now or do homework.

    mld

    Hoppy Bird-day T1K1

    wishbear

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIKI!!! I hope you kick ass in Halo: Reach!!! =D

    Macbeth

    Parabéns senhor tiki!

    Demon

    Tiki, don`t be sad.
    Call up that girl who blew you last week.
    Tell her you have unlimited alcohol and want her to stop by on your bday.

    The Dude

    After reading Tikis Amazon Wishlist it is now confirmed. He is really 10 years old and now we all know why he kisses an kings ass.. he looks up to him.

    Happy Birf Day

    mcavity

    3 giant Easter island heads at a grand a pop?
    uhh wow and weird…

    nyoki

    Right…’cause everything tiki types is totally true and for realz.

    terwilligher

    those things would be great to have on a lawn. but the shipping costs must be huge. HUUUUUUUGE.

    nyoki

    Isn’t that what I said? *re-reads comment* Yep, that’s what I said.

    hellb0y666

    Happy birthday! I am 30 since the 4th september… we are all decaying matter!

    DMYTRIW WDS

    I’m stealing half of the ideas you have for a wish list, but not Daredevil.

    Happy bday!

    dorix

    Happy birthday dude!

    fracked again

    Happy Birthday!

    ian356094

    Happy Birthday tiki! now fix submissions!!!

    azmodeus52

    Happy Birthday dude

    figosound

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TIKI!!
    oh, wait…

    PatientZed

    Happy Birthday, Tiki!

    Man, you’re 30… don’t you think you’re too old for this internet lulz crap?

    J/K *trollface*

    terwilligher

    happy birthday tiki. 39 is the hardest. or it will be next Saturday when it hits me.
    thanks again for this site, it’s been such an amazingly fun time-sink for a very long time.

    jonco

    Happy birthday Tiki. 30…. wow… I can’t remember 30 anymore. Hope you have a great one.