Note At A Buddhist Monastery

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    dieAntagonista

    I once heard about a little Buddhist who felt bad about killing the microbes on the apples he ate. Seems wacky but really it’s a very pleasant wacky. I try not to kill any insects either, unless they want to steal my blood. In that case I rip them apart and use one liners inspired by films from the 80s on them. Like, “Sorry, I was all out of bubblegum.” Or, “Son of a mosquito bitch must pay!” I’m sure nobody has given them that much attention before so I don’t feel guilty.

    Lamb

    I might start doing this, but no 80’s movie references.
    “Buzz off.”
    “You shouldn’t have bugged me.”
    “It’s just… a little crush.”
    If it’s a mosquito: “Cry me a river… of blood.”

    So mostly songs.

    dieAntagonista

    As long as it’s cheesy it’s acceptable. It’s supposed to be embarrassing if anyone but a dying insect heard it.

    RSIxidor

    What a prick!

    billcar50

    I’m not sure where this is but the English is very good. Perhaps it’s in England and the Chinese(?) is terrible though.

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