michael phelps is the reincarnation of HP Lovecraft
Added on July 19th, 2010 by sophienuyts486 | Report Post
Tags:H. P. Lovecraft, Humor, Michael Phelps
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So he is swimming about trying to awaken the old ones?
Isn’t that why everybody swims.. or has my life been a complete lie?
After Reading the Case of Charles Dexter Ward, I fully believe this.
I heard rumours that he bought home in Innsmouth.
Just saying.
Same shaped ears? nope.
Same shaped chin? nope.
Same hairline? nope.
Same eyebrows? nope.
Vaguely similar lips? yes.
By Jove! I think the original poster nailed this one!
Don’t make me go all Dagon on yo ass
Same drug addiction? nope, lovecraft didnt live on the bong
phelps fails
They’re both definitely high on something.
my hero. wins Olympic gold medals, and celebrates with a bong hit. my kind of guy. cough. cough.
He woulda been my hero too if, after getting caught with that photo of him smoking a bong, he’d have totally slammed the media and the country for being so stupid about marijuana, rather than falling all over himself apologizing and generally pussing out.
while you definitely have a point, you are forgetting his $pon$or$hip
Nothin like wanting to keep sucking on the corporate teat to castrate a man.
He has the Innsmouth look that’s for sure.
Well that explains why he swims so fast.
A geographic or genetic ancestry, is not necessarily a family tree case, to show similar shapes. There is no reincarnation, just genetic similarities around the human structure, is very common.
Misticism is a curse, a plague who moves humans to a stupidity with no boundaries.