dad, why did god make people


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    ledhed

    I read somewhere on the internet that Chuck Norris is his own father, so I guess this guy worships Chuck Norris and grew the beard to homage to his deity.

    deuce

    Dude, this is a perfect summation of the Bible. Cliff’s Notes, eat your heart out.

    Puulaahi

    He is his own son.

    KommissarKvC

    God – Jesus
    the Ultimate inbreeding

    Raff2603

    Oversimplifying things is as stupid as Christianity.

    Dragunov

    I dare you to point out a single flaw or lie in this picture.

    sutenvulf

    the kid has no arms

    bstaples

    Hell doesn’t exist (Eccl 9:5)
    Christ himself stated not everyone would love him. One of the marks of Christianity is the persecution for his name. (John 15:17-20)
    God isn’t part of a trinity (John 14:28-31)

    Children. 99% of you haters are simple children with no real grasp of what it is you despise so very, very much. Just rate me down and don’t bother replying to me, i’m not coming back to this gutter of ignorance.

    Andre666

    its utter bullshit mate.

    RSIxidor

    What reason is there to believe beyond having faith?

    If faith is your only reason to believe, then why have faith?

    Dooood

    Cuz George Michaels said to?

    (…or Fred Durst after him, if you don’t recall it the first time around…..)

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Something can’t come from nothing.

    Its the paradox of creation. Eventually something even had to light the fuse on the big bang.

    Christianity doesn’t answer that paradox, since it doesn’t answer the question of what created God. Except by the logical fallacy of special pleading.

    natedog

    if god created everything, that includes space and time. if god created time, god CANNOT have a beginning

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    That’s an interesting idea, but its not supported by anything in the Bible or any mainstream Christian doctrine. Actually, it sounds like you’re borrowing an idea from Stephen Hawking and replacing “big bang” with “god”.

    natedog

    NO.

    The big bang is on our side of creation. The big bang includes space and time. The big bang had a beginning.

    As far as mainstream doctrine or being supported by the bible, what about phrases such as “Alpha and Omega” or “beginning and the end”? I Am that I am, etc…

    fracked again

    1. So the other 160 or so references to hell, or lakes of fire and eternal torment don’t matter? Of course, by this verse, it also refutes the existence of a heaven as well. 2. Quite fair, otherwise free will doesn’t work and the rapture would be quite boring if nobody got left behind for the shitty part, but the dad is saying that god wants everybody to love him, not that everyone will. 3. I don’t think that the father, son or the spook exist, but those verses aren’t much of a proof that there isn’t a trinity, just… Read more »

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    This is the problem with half wits.

    They’ll think they’re smarter than a 2 thousand year old religion.

    They have a very low grade understanding of why religion exists.

    Qball

    “Hell doesn’t exist (Eccl 9:5)” That passage doesn’t mean what you think it means. It’s not talking about heaven or hell. It’s talking about how The Bible shows that the dead know nothing, and even their very thoughts perish when they die. In other words, all mental and physical processes cease when an individual dies. “One of the marks of Christianity is the persecution for his name. John 15:17-20. ” You’re reading things between the lines that aren’t there. In this case, Jesus was saying to his disciples that they will be persecuted just as he was. This has nothing… Read more »

    Qball

    Also, just for everyone’s information, I’m agnostic.

    conan776

    The Church sorted this all out well over a millennium ago. You must be one a them weirdo heretics.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    I don’t know why that seems so complicated or flawed.

    Ethereal being = exists beyond the laws that govern human beings.

    Only a fucking idiot would try and apply the logic of the universe to whatever created it lol.

    fracked again

    Why not make believe?

    natedog

    MAGNUS IS A GOD

    YOU PEOPLE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    This why nate will get to fuck you all in one not too big collective asshole in the afterlife.

    So when it happens no you’ll know why.

    uberubermensch

    humanity in general but even more so catholics, seem to have daddy issues.

    MacabreAngel

    Ah, The Bible. A book in which the words contained within can be translated and warped to mean anything, to anyone. Evidence from The Bible in support of an argument can be refuted with evidence against it and both come from the same source. If God is real, he really likes fucking with people.

    natedog

    “Trolling is a art”

    Acts 90:01

    conan776

    Now there was a Pharisee named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews. He came to Jesus at night and said to him, “Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher who has come from God, for no one can do these signs that you are doing unless God is with him.” Jesus answered and said to him, “Amen, amen, I say to you, no one can see the kingdom of God without being born from above.” Nicodemus said to him, “How can a person once grown old be born again? Surely he cannot reenter his mother’s womb and be born… Read more »

    conan776

    tl;dr

    natedog

    You will get much farther here if you leave the scripture out when talking about god.

    Not that anyone has ever changed their mind about religion from reading an Internet post.

    conan776

    I named my cat after a magician. When all else fails, try the God-spell 😉

    multi_masked

    Muh brain! I cannot think that deep!

    asymon

    So… how exactly God tortures people?

    ray53208

    um… its all make believe. why get so upset? its all made up. why quote a made-up book to prove that a made-up piece of satire is wrong?
    its like children arguing over the existence of santa claus.

    that comic was funny, though.

    PS, santa doesn’t exist.

    zachsaru

    I long for the day that can someone can prove to me how you can have a “just” god and a “merciful god” at the same time… another interesting thing I wonder about is they call it “faith” because it is not proven, other wise it would be called “fact”, it seems like most justification for religious people is because you cant disprove it… but no one can disprove a belief, if i say RA-MEN is my flying spagetti god you have no proof its not true i can justify it by saying your not looking in the right place…… Read more »