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natedog

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, IT’S FAKE?

i was finally proud of someone in my government

D:

dhg4983

yeah that was funny as hell when it was on the onion. Come on Tiki, why are you trying to pass that off?

deuce

Imagine how great our country would be if our judges actually issued opinions like this.

dhg4983

yeah it would be like idiocracy, people smoking blunts in congress, talking shit or even fighting reporters who asked a question they didnt like.

natedog

i’d trade it in a second for what we have now

Lemurian

Yeah in real life politicians don’t assault people, they just commit acts of battery.

W

Wow, the liberal elitists are out in force!

mikoyangurevich15

Make him Chief Justice,already.

sleepyjoe256

This would be fucking AWESOME if it was real.

natedog

the sad part is that once appointed to the bench, they dont have to worry about re-election; it’s a life long position. so what the fuck, cut loose bitches

The Matrix: Rebooted

There is zero empirical evidence that worries about re-election reduce corruption.

natedog

how does one empirically measure worry?

Flickerdart

With a ruler.

conan776

I remember! There are 12 warts in a pester and 3 pesters make a fusspot.

sleepyjoe256

Right, and there’s 6 fusspots in a worry.

The Matrix: Rebooted

Empirical evidence is from observation and experiment. Something does not need to be quantified in order for it to be empirical.

natedog

that doesnt answer my question

The Matrix: Rebooted

Then the best way is to liquefy the subject and use HPLC/MS to find post-translational modifications and sequence variants.

And this is why Empiricism is for cunts.

dtepes

Dammit, pick on Kentucky for awhile. Leave my hillbilly ass alone.