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Fuck you world.


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    Nimbo

    If you can read this, thank a teacher
    If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier

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    fracked again

    Which ones should I thank? Germany had soldiers, Japan, too. Do they count? If I was German, should I thank the Nazis that I am likely capable of reading this and the German language, too?

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    fortyseven

    I thank Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Il to have invented electricity and telecommunication

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    Queensly

    Thank you British soldiers!

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    Dreth

    What about if I run it through Google Translator and read it in another language, do I thank the guys that made the first computer?

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    Brushaway

    actually, if you’re reading ^ in any other language then the one its written in, thank the TARDIS. Or the babelfish.

    im a spoilt little shitbird so i am not thankful to any soldiers anywhere, and in my country, when they tried to have me serve i told em no.

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    nyoki

    NK speled sumthing write! Amazing.

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    mikoyangurevich15

    I`ve told my kids pretty much the same thing all their lives.

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    Flickerdart

    How do you define “more health than illness” exactly? 50% HP? Cancer on only half your body? 5 out of 10 doctors agree that you’re fine?

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    nyoki

    I thought of it in my own experience. If I lived anywhere but a first world country, I would not have made my third b’day. I have more than one disease and live because of numerous, expensive meds and treatments.

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    mikoyangurevich15

    Get to be my age and you`ll know exactly what it means.

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    nyoki

    ^^This. lol

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    Zenn

    You know, you could really use this as a great pick-up line in bars for dumb bitches. “I’m among the 8% of the wealthiest people in the world.”

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    natedog

    i’m pretty sure more than a million people die in a week globally

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    outlanderssc

    1,087,947 according to the CIA world factbook

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    natedog

    thanks for proving my point

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    m00seburger

    I am so much better than the world.

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    TrojanPremier

    I was going to ‘troll’ for the rest of my [mcs] life and enjoyment, but this post made me register.

    I was tortured in America, in the great state of California, Last year.

    Forced Electro Shock.

    Believe it.

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    TrojanPremier

    Oh almost forgot to mention, I was billed for it.

    and I still can’t get the shoulder surgery I need to enlist.

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    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Dude 27,308?
    the fuck?

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    TrojanPremier

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_%28Involuntary_psychiatric_hold%29

    I had an Involuntary Psych hold for being excessively drunk.

    Deputies from the world’s largest sheriff’s department(Los Angeles County), decided to give me a 5150, instead of a jail cell.

    At the hospital, I was shocked 5 times with 140 volts to my temporal lobes.

    I was released the following morning undiagnosed, with memory loss, massive cluster headaches and a copy of the paper I signed to give up my right to bare arms.

    I’ve been working on getting justice since then.

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    natedog

    grab some arms and make the news

    DO IT FAGGOT

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    TrojanPremier

    I’m a noobian, does Mcs have an edit button?

    *Bear* arms.

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    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Whit an UID of about 30,000 you should be killed.

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    tiki god

    how the fuck did we get up to 30k so quickly. wtf fucking spam accounts getting registered

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    fracked again

    I had a low number account, but it quit working several updates ago.

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    bstaples

    MORAL: Quit yer belly achin about that “depression” nonsense ya sissy

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    rundinj

    I thank Al Gore for Inventing the internet and Nicoli Tessla for inventing mad science

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    SumoSnipe

    Oh goody. Now I have facts to validate my American Arrogance.

    BOW TO ME.

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