Fuck you world.
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Lucky
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If you can read this, thank a teacher
If you are reading this in English, thank a soldier
Which ones should I thank? Germany had soldiers, Japan, too. Do they count? If I was German, should I thank the Nazis that I am likely capable of reading this and the German language, too?
I thank Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Il to have invented electricity and telecommunication
Thank you British soldiers!
What about if I run it through Google Translator and read it in another language, do I thank the guys that made the first computer?
actually, if you’re reading ^ in any other language then the one its written in, thank the TARDIS. Or the babelfish.
im a spoilt little shitbird so i am not thankful to any soldiers anywhere, and in my country, when they tried to have me serve i told em no.
NK speled sumthing write! Amazing.
I`ve told my kids pretty much the same thing all their lives.
How do you define “more health than illness” exactly? 50% HP? Cancer on only half your body? 5 out of 10 doctors agree that you’re fine?
I thought of it in my own experience. If I lived anywhere but a first world country, I would not have made my third b’day. I have more than one disease and live because of numerous, expensive meds and treatments.
Get to be my age and you`ll know exactly what it means.
^^This. lol
You know, you could really use this as a great pick-up line in bars for dumb bitches. “I’m among the 8% of the wealthiest people in the world.”
i’m pretty sure more than a million people die in a week globally
1,087,947 according to the CIA world factbook
thanks for proving my point
I am so much better than the world.
I was going to ‘troll’ for the rest of my [mcs] life and enjoyment, but this post made me register.
I was tortured in America, in the great state of California, Last year.
Forced Electro Shock.
Believe it.
Oh almost forgot to mention, I was billed for it.
and I still can’t get the shoulder surgery I need to enlist.
Dude 27,308?
the fuck?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_%28Involuntary_psychiatric_hold%29
I had an Involuntary Psych hold for being excessively drunk.
Deputies from the world’s largest sheriff’s department(Los Angeles County), decided to give me a 5150, instead of a jail cell.
At the hospital, I was shocked 5 times with 140 volts to my temporal lobes.
I was released the following morning undiagnosed, with memory loss, massive cluster headaches and a copy of the paper I signed to give up my right to bare arms.
I’ve been working on getting justice since then.
grab some arms and make the news
DO IT FAGGOT
I’m a noobian, does Mcs have an edit button?
*Bear* arms.
Whit an UID of about 30,000 you should be killed.
how the fuck did we get up to 30k so quickly. wtf fucking spam accounts getting registered
I had a low number account, but it quit working several updates ago.
MORAL: Quit yer belly achin about that “depression” nonsense ya sissy
I thank Al Gore for Inventing the internet and Nicoli Tessla for inventing mad science
Oh goody. Now I have facts to validate my American Arrogance.
BOW TO ME.