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1. anto123 says:

   June 8, 2010 at 6:08 am

   But they *are* handicapped. They have clinically relevant small penises.

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2. Bark says:

   June 8, 2010 at 6:38 am

   and flat tires if I was there

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3. ian356094 says:

   June 8, 2010 at 8:41 am

   I don’t understand how the windows haven’t been shattered yet.

   Sad to see it happen to the H1 though. H2 can suck my balls.

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4. HoChunk says:

   June 8, 2010 at 9:16 am

   Sugar in the gas, jeweler’s rouge in the oil.

   It’s the only way to be sure.

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5. outlanderssc says:

   June 8, 2010 at 11:53 am

   Unless you’re in a war zone, “Hummer douchebag” is redundant.

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   • Phyreblade says:

     June 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm

     I dunno ’bout that… I’d totally rock a hummer…

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   • origuy says:

     June 25, 2010 at 2:37 am

     In a war zone the correct version is: “Douchebag Hummer”

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6. Robert Spam says:

   June 8, 2010 at 9:37 pm

   I don’t think sugar is soluble in gasoline. A pocket knife will do the trick on those tires though.

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   • HoChunk says:

     June 9, 2010 at 9:07 am

     Give it a try.

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7. alphgeek says:

   June 9, 2010 at 4:27 am

   He’s not a douchebag, merely half retarded. Hence his use of half a disabled bay is perfectly appropriate.

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8. Phyreblade says:

   June 9, 2010 at 10:41 am

   But wait… What if he’s actually… Disabled?

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   • Cy85 says:

     June 9, 2010 at 5:03 pm

     Then he should be rockin’ a parking tag in the window or on his plates.

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     • Phyreblade says:

       June 9, 2010 at 7:24 pm

       Yeah, I thought about that, but look… No front plate. and The windshield is split, so there aren’t a whole lot of places he could put a handicap tag where we’d see it from here…

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     • nyoki says:

       June 9, 2010 at 8:05 pm

       Many states only require rear tags.

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9. Evilcritter says:

   June 9, 2010 at 8:48 pm

   Even so, he’s still taking up two spaces.

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   • Phyreblade says:

     June 9, 2010 at 9:03 pm

     Yeah, but here’s an interesting thought. Have you ever been forced to park across a line because the person who parked in the space next to yours did the same thing? You never know about these things.

     It is possible hummer dude is an inconsiderate moron, but maybe there was someone else parked where the red car was, but taking two spaces. I’ve seen it happen enough times to know that sometimes it isn’t the person who is currently parked like an idiot who started all the parking douchebaggery…

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