I cannot imagine a god

I cannot imagine a god


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    Phyreblade

    Well maybe if you had some skin… Some eyes? Maybe even a real face, it might be easier to imagine stuff. As it is you are naught but a sketchily drawn manikin. I’m sorry.

    natedog

    I have children who I created. sometimes I reward them. sometimes I punish them. srry your imagination is so limited.

    Think Tank

    Natedog’s kids look just like Natedog.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    You contributed half their genetic code. If I give someone half a blueprint for a house, that doesn’t mean that I “created” the house.

    natedog

    whatever. i added the ingredients, mixed it all up, then baked it in an oven for nine months. and that was just the beginning, because after it came out, i had to raise it and fund it, etc…

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    I can’t imagine a god who gave us vestigial organs like the appendix & wisdom teeth.

    “You know what would be fun? If I stick a bunch of stuff in there that not only doesn’t help the body, but can cause it pain and outright kill it sometimes. Now I’m off to punish gay dogs for sinning against creation.”

    suicydking

    God didn’t give us those organs, Paul. We got those through evoluti…err… Intelligent Desi…wait, nevermind.

    Kishi

    God didn’t give me these organs. I stole most of them from hobos.

    natedog

    i’ll give you an organ

    storminator

    NONE of us would be here if it were not for DOGGY STYLE.

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