Girls are Shitty Locks

Girls are Shitty Locks

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    THIS in an incredle analogy! I have to remember this one for when my sons and daughters become teenagers, oh wait! I guess I should tell my sons that just because they have a master key it doesn’t mean they should go unlocking all the locks they can.


    Some of those locks might be rusty, and you don’t want to ruin your key. Only open the ones with something worthwhile locked up.

    Tiggle Bitties

    old argument is old. but this old is good.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Analogy fail: SLUTS ARE AWESOME!


    God gave us condoms for a reason.


    YES! to do water balloons and throw them to motherfuckers!

    Tiggle Bitties

    until you get a VD. then THEY’RE EVEN BETTER


    How can you get a Vin Diesel?

    Think Tank

    Write a terrible script?


    Hey douchebag, analogies don’t prove points.

    Also the misogyny here is getting tiresome.


    Agreed about the misogyny. So fucking old.

    Jesus Christ

    Being honest, yeah. inb4 downvotes


    Shit, in after white knights.


    Stop complaining about it and do something. Else just go make me a sammich, female!

    Tiggle Bitties



    Eh,moderation is but a simple bit of common sense.Unfortunately,one of my kids(yes,a female)has never quite gotten that.(I certainly never did until I met her mother.)


    Hey baby, I’m a certified locksmith…in bed.


    Please tell me this is not a pickup line… that actually works.


    So why do they call a key that can open ALL locks a Skeleton Key?


    Skeleton keys only open really old locks.


    People still go to bash?

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