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Girls are Shitty Locks

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Girls are Shitty Locks


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    j_bryon

    THIS in an incredle analogy! I have to remember this one for when my sons and daughters become teenagers, oh wait! I guess I should tell my sons that just because they have a master key it doesn’t mean they should go unlocking all the locks they can.

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    the.kenzo

    Some of those locks might be rusty, and you don’t want to ruin your key. Only open the ones with something worthwhile locked up.

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    Tiggle Bitties

    old argument is old. but this old is good.

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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Analogy fail: SLUTS ARE AWESOME!

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    Belbo

    God gave us condoms for a reason.

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    figosound

    YES! to do water balloons and throw them to motherfuckers!

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    Tiggle Bitties

    until you get a VD. then THEY’RE EVEN BETTER

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    v0id

    How can you get a Vin Diesel?

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    Think Tank

    Write a terrible script?

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    Hazard

    Hey douchebag, analogies don’t prove points.

    Also the misogyny here is getting tiresome.

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    PrometheusUnbound

    Agreed about the misogyny. So fucking old.

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    Jesus Christ

    Being honest, yeah. inb4 downvotes

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    Dragunov

    Shit, in after white knights.

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    Dragunov

    Stop complaining about it and do something. Else just go make me a sammich, female!

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    Tiggle Bitties

    LOLOLOL SERIOUS BUSINESS

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    mikoyangurevich15

    Eh,moderation is but a simple bit of common sense.Unfortunately,one of my kids(yes,a female)has never quite gotten that.(I certainly never did until I met her mother.)

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    Flickerdart

    Hey baby, I’m a certified locksmith…in bed.

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    v0id

    Please tell me this is not a pickup line… that actually works.

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    HoChunk

    So why do they call a key that can open ALL locks a Skeleton Key?

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    Macol

    Skeleton keys only open really old locks.

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    Staplegun

    People still go to bash?

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