Accurate(?) Map of the United States of America

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Certainly accurate to Ohio.


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    TheLotusEater725

    South Carolina was surprisingly not racist, i lived in one of the upperclass areas and there was a surprising amount of White man Black woman couples. Now Missouri on the other hand is racist as shit. Fuck Missouri.

    natedog

    lol this is extremely accurate for me

    Dreth

    Same.

    natedog

    no, i live in oklahoma and my last name is hicks

    NoOneInParticular

    Uh – Texas should be labeled “Steers and Queers”.

    dtepes

    I’d argue that WV should be included in Nothing. Or maybe Moonshiners and Coal Miners.

    nyoki

    Nah. We’re something, not sure what exactly, but…

    Zeku

    “Certainly accurate to Ohio.” ouch

    anto123

    “Water” wins.

    mld

    Vermont is lots of things, Canadian for one, but we’re surely not British. Pip pip and cheerio and all that stiff upper lip.
    NH less so, and Maine.. fuhgeddaboudit uh-yup

    Jesus Christ

    I came from Bigfoot down to KKK. :C I’m going back, thankfully. Bigfoot land is beautiful. Virginia’s not so bad. I took down my opinionated bumper stickers though so my car wouldn’t get keyed (or worse).

    Jesus is a liberal. Virginia? Not so much.

    BowToMe

    I can vouch for the Pacific Northwest region, just saw “Ol’ Big and Bushy” at the Starbucks drive-thru rocking some Nirvana. Good times!

    mikoyangurevich15

    Florida is full of wiggers,thugs,rednecks,blue hairs,illegals and tourists waiting to get robbed.But outside of Miami not many Cubans.

    tiki god

    hey now, I happen to love florida, and where I’m at, it’s mostly good ol’ boys, blacks and college kids.

    mikoyangurevich15

    It sound`s like Tallahassee.Is that where you`re located?

    natedog

    you cannot deny the high levels of redneckery in florida.

    i’ve seen in meself

    mikoyangurevich15

    I`ve been told “…to go back to New York.” by them a few times.Anything above Georgia is “New York” to them.

    Senshi

    Maine should be French, not British. Mostly the upper half. Other than that, pretty accurate.

    Sticky

    Huh. I don’t consider myself hickly. BUT IF A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK MAP ON THE INTERWEBS SAYS SO IT MUST BE TRUE.

    usmevans7

    Living in Nebraska I love this map. Looks like we’re the only ones not getting ripped on.

    rundinj

    Maine is that special kind of British generally referred to as Scottish

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Do they mean Buffalo as in the animal?

    If not then why is that hole in the ass of America moved over and taking up an entire state?

    kiss.the.sky

    As far as PA is concerned, pretty accurate. Especially if you live close to Philly…

    przxqgl

    it should probably say “Burning Man and Mormons” at this point…

    przxqgl

    i’m wrong, it should probably say “Burning Man, Whores and Casinos”… what was i thinking?

    PrometheusUnbound

    I’m happy being Canada! Could use some nuance, but I think overall pretty accurate.