I WANT ONE

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So I can, um, clear my driveway…


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    Kamakiri

    I don’t have a driveway, but i want a flame gun too… for… um… cleaning days.

    TrikYodz

    zombies.

    Zenmetzu

    bad idea to try to kill zombies with fire, could get really messy and make thinks worst

    dysan819

    I have $7! Where can I get this?!

    And I am not so much interested in clearing snow, but burning things.

    GreedyDrunk

    They should build one for the front of your car as well.

    For clearing snow off the road of course, not for any mad max fantasies or anything….

    deuce

    That + anthill = hours of entertainment

    Tardex

    I think my life would be complete with this device.

    Adrian

    Dial-a-flame action!

    Gilly

    If only it had a shorter frontal tube, larger capacity and…

    Wait, WTF? “So easy even your wife can use it”? Where’s the feminist when you need her?

    Ronwe

    In the kitchen; making me a sammich.

    rundinj

    So easy your wife can use it

    Marrock

    It’s a Bernz-o-matic with an extended burner tube, you get about three inches of flame out of it.

    natedog

    Three Inches of Flame is my gay porn stage name

    Think Tank

    I’m more than willing to spend the extra couple bucks for a guarantee that it won’t explode in my hand, which is probably why you don’t see more of these instead of lame shovels…

    LostOne

    Great idea, until all that snow you melted into water refreezes into the perfect sheet of ice. Plus, no one really used it for that I bet.

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