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1. Philmoney says:

   June 18, 2009 at 7:25 am

   Is it Eddie Murphy? Is Eddie Murphy coming to America? He should. He’s been in Shittymoviestan for the last 15 years.

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2. natedog says:

   June 18, 2009 at 7:37 am

   phil, ur funny

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3. suicydking says:

   June 18, 2009 at 7:55 am

   Every day around the world, they’re coming to America.

   Every time that flag’s uncurled, they’re coming to America.

   What? As if you’re not a Neil Diamond fan.

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4. Queensly says:

   June 18, 2009 at 8:03 am

   woa woa woa God Dammit! This must be fake, I don’t see Ireland anywhere.

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5. solarisfireball says:

   June 18, 2009 at 8:49 am

   Why on earth would anyone actually want to move to america? 😀

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   • dieAntagonista says:

     June 18, 2009 at 9:45 am

     ‘Cause it’s dope. They got slurpees, Mountain Dew and Disney World.
     All the good music. All the good films.

     Warm places where you can go swimming every day of the year. Cold places where you can go snowboarding (or skiing if you suck).

     Real cowboys. Different accents and slangs in every corner.

     Oh yeah and you can become president even if you’re black (or half black if you must insist, which would mean you suck even more).

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6. Paul_Is_Drunk says:

   June 18, 2009 at 9:54 am

   I don’t see my fiancée’s country listed there. I guess Switzerland falls under that giant gray blob of “other countries we were to lazy to list.” Yeah, Switzerland is small, but I know a lot more Germans here than Peruvians. (Though, oddly, I know at least 3 Peruvians).

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   • Paul_Is_Drunk says:

     June 18, 2009 at 9:56 am

     I can’t tell if that entire paragraph looks weird because I’m running on 4 hours sleep or because something is missing. Meh. Work time.

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7. TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca says:

   June 18, 2009 at 10:25 am

   Canadians can’t claim refugee status. Neither can anyone from the UK.

   Unless they’re counting the stepping stone countries some people take to slip into the states?

   Only people from shitholes can claim it.

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   • Paul_Is_Drunk says:

     June 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm

     That would probably explain the 0.8% and 0.3% of the incoming from Canada and the U.K. respectively being refuges, no?

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8. Alpha Harrison says:

   June 18, 2009 at 10:28 am

   @DoeAntagonista

   All the good music and films? Are you on glue? some of the worlds finest and most groundbreaking music cam from my United motherfucking Kingdom. So crom it madam,cram every part of it

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   • dieAntagonista says:

     June 18, 2009 at 10:37 am

     I didn’t mean all, as in only America produces good music and films. I meant they produce a very large portion.

     Also, it’s dieAntagonista, and I will neither crom nor cram it, mister.

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9. PathogenAntifreeze says:

   June 18, 2009 at 11:13 am

   Source of this info is Department of Homeland Security, although it doesn’t cite what publication. Does anyone find it annoying / disturbing that the same DHS that wants to catalog the fuck out of the existing citizenry granted citizenship to over 18k people from “UNKNOWN?” Unless it’s a classified thing about Atlantis, it speaks volumes about them doing a job somewhat different from what we (taxpayers) expect of them.

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10. GrandAdmiralThrawn says:

    June 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    I have a question.

    Why are we letting in so many Mexicans? Every Indian guy you
    ll ever meet is a Doctor or owns a gas station or something. Every Pakistani is mistaken for an Indian, and the same applies.

    The Irish fall under UK I would guess.

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    • dieAntagonista says:

      June 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm

      So you should let only highly educated people in?

      But who is going to mow nyokki’s lawn.

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11. MintyFresh says:

    June 19, 2009 at 11:33 am

    @GrandAdmiralThrawn:

    Where did your ancestors come from? Unless they were brought here against their will, or you are mostly of Native ancestry, there is no reason to complain. Also, The Mexican American War is worth investigating.

    The New Colossus

    Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
    With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
    Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
    A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
    Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
    Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
    Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
    The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
    “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
    With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
    The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
    Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
    —Emma Lazarus, 1883

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