Who is coming to America?

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    Is it Eddie Murphy? Is Eddie Murphy coming to America? He should. He’s been in Shittymoviestan for the last 15 years.


    phil, ur funny


    Every day around the world, they’re coming to America.

    Every time that flag’s uncurled, they’re coming to America.

    What? As if you’re not a Neil Diamond fan.


    woa woa woa God Dammit! This must be fake, I don’t see Ireland anywhere.


    Why on earth would anyone actually want to move to america? 😀


    ‘Cause it’s dope. They got slurpees, Mountain Dew and Disney World.
    All the good music. All the good films.

    Warm places where you can go swimming every day of the year. Cold places where you can go snowboarding (or skiing if you suck).

    Real cowboys. Different accents and slangs in every corner.

    Oh yeah and you can become president even if you’re black (or half black if you must insist, which would mean you suck even more).


    I don’t see my fiancée’s country listed there. I guess Switzerland falls under that giant gray blob of “other countries we were to lazy to list.” Yeah, Switzerland is small, but I know a lot more Germans here than Peruvians. (Though, oddly, I know at least 3 Peruvians).


    I can’t tell if that entire paragraph looks weird because I’m running on 4 hours sleep or because something is missing. Meh. Work time.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Canadians can’t claim refugee status. Neither can anyone from the UK.

    Unless they’re counting the stepping stone countries some people take to slip into the states?

    Only people from shitholes can claim it.


    That would probably explain the 0.8% and 0.3% of the incoming from Canada and the U.K. respectively being refuges, no?

    Alpha Harrison


    All the good music and films? Are you on glue? some of the worlds finest and most groundbreaking music cam from my United motherfucking Kingdom. So crom it madam,cram every part of it


    I didn’t mean all, as in only America produces good music and films. I meant they produce a very large portion.

    Also, it’s dieAntagonista, and I will neither crom nor cram it, mister.


    Source of this info is Department of Homeland Security, although it doesn’t cite what publication. Does anyone find it annoying / disturbing that the same DHS that wants to catalog the fuck out of the existing citizenry granted citizenship to over 18k people from “UNKNOWN?” Unless it’s a classified thing about Atlantis, it speaks volumes about them doing a job somewhat different from what we (taxpayers) expect of them.


    I have a question.

    Why are we letting in so many Mexicans? Every Indian guy you
    ll ever meet is a Doctor or owns a gas station or something. Every Pakistani is mistaken for an Indian, and the same applies.

    The Irish fall under UK I would guess.


    So you should let only highly educated people in?

    But who is going to mow nyokki’s lawn.


    @GrandAdmiralThrawn: Where did your ancestors come from? Unless they were brought here against their will, or you are mostly of Native ancestry, there is no reason to complain. Also, The Mexican American War is worth investigating. The New Colossus Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. “Keep, ancient… Read more »

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