Anti-LHC butthurt?

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That’s my guess, at least. Jump in if you can ID the language or translate it.

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    Either a shitty font, or some sort of Cyrillic-derived language other than Russian.


    “Ñ£” is used in this, but it is not used in Russian (or any vulgar language for that matter). It is some sort of Balkan/Eastern European language, or else far eastern language that adapted to use the Cyrillic alphabet.


    I’d hazard a guess that it has something to do with the Large Hadron Collider.




    It’s a spoof on ancient tapestries, using the Russian equivalent of “ye olde Englishe”. The joke revolves around the guy on the right running away from LHC bumrape.


    Translated loosely as:
    Here is a Hadron Collider
    An electric device, very frightening
    And here is a well-known clown
    Running away from an unfortunate anus-related fate
    The clown is afraid of the collider
    And is clenching his buttcheeks
    So that a Higgs Boson does not go up his butt.

    Jesus Christ

    Prepare your anus.

    Inpho Sys

    Here’s the original news article …

    From the domain it looks like Kazakhstan, but it was a repost from a Russian site.

    Here’s Google Translate breaking the article down …

    Collider running, the end of the world did not come
    10.09.2008 21:45 | 10.09.2008 21:45 |

    Scientists launched on Wednesday the Large Hadron Collider.

    “End of the world”, warning that before it appeared in some media, do not come, although the proton beam was successfully skipped in both directions 27-kilometer accelerator ring.


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