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1. rebelyell2006 says:

   February 6, 2010 at 5:28 pm

   Either a shitty font, or some sort of Cyrillic-derived language other than Russian.

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2. rebelyell2006 says:

   February 6, 2010 at 5:35 pm

   “Ñ£” is used in this, but it is not used in Russian (or any vulgar language for that matter). It is some sort of Balkan/Eastern European language, or else far eastern language that adapted to use the Cyrillic alphabet.

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3. jediadept says:

   February 6, 2010 at 5:40 pm

   I’d hazard a guess that it has something to do with the Large Hadron Collider.

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   • jediadept says:

     February 6, 2010 at 5:40 pm

     *snicker*

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4. Flickerdart says:

   February 6, 2010 at 6:03 pm

   It’s a spoof on ancient tapestries, using the Russian equivalent of “ye olde Englishe”. The joke revolves around the guy on the right running away from LHC bumrape.

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5. Flickerdart says:

   February 6, 2010 at 6:06 pm

   Translated loosely as:
   Here is a Hadron Collider
   An electric device, very frightening
   And here is a well-known clown
   Running away from an unfortunate anus-related fate
   The clown is afraid of the collider
   And is clenching his buttcheeks
   So that a Higgs Boson does not go up his butt.

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   • HoChunk says:

     February 6, 2010 at 6:55 pm

     If I could give this 20 thumbs-up votes, I would.

     To my personal MCS Army: Give this man 20 votes.

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     • HoChunk says:

       February 7, 2010 at 7:10 am

       lol…y’all really don’t like being called that, do ya? 😀

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6. Jesus Christ says:

   February 6, 2010 at 6:18 pm

   Prepare your anus.

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7. Inpho Sys says:

   February 6, 2010 at 6:19 pm

   Here’s the original news article … www.newzzz.kz/story/kollayder_zapushen____konec_sveta___ne_nastupil.html

   From the domain it looks like Kazakhstan, but it was a repost from a Russian site.

   Here’s Google Translate breaking the article down …
   translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newzzz.kz%2Fstory%2Fkollayder_zapushen____konec_sveta___ne_nastupil.html&sl=auto&tl=en

   Collider running, the end of the world did not come
   10.09.2008 21:45 | www.rian.ru 10.09.2008 21:45 | www.rian.ru

   Scientists launched on Wednesday the Large Hadron Collider.

   “End of the world”, warning that before it appeared in some media, do not come, although the proton beam was successfully skipped in both directions 27-kilometer accelerator ring.

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8. Flickerdart says:

   February 6, 2010 at 6:22 pm

   hiero.ru/Akuaku/Lubki

   More of the same style here.

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