What Girlfriends And Boyfriends Search For On Google

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    dieAntagonista

    Awesome. Man how I hate these terms though. Boy/girlfriend. It’s ridiculous. That’s why I say them only in Spanish, novio/novia, it’s not as bad when the sound of it has no meaning to you. The only thing I can think of when I hear said terms are the inane conversations of people who regularly use them.

    Lamb

    Lover? My woman/my man? My dick in a box? My regular boob provider?

    dieAntagonista

    Lover is too cheesy. This usually becomes a conflict when talking to people about the people they’re with or something like that. To say my woman/man works when talking about yourself, yes, but I don’t have that problem. You need a neutral term that is not associated with anything bullshitty as to not throw up uncontrollably during a conversation. Preparations, I haz them.

    Lamb

    “Hey.. you!” ?

    dieAntagonista

    I didn’t say talking with them but about them. Mentioning them in a sentence. It’s like you’re not even trying.

    Lamb

    Oooh… My bitch, my woman, that cunt, snugglebunny, her, my friend that happens to be a girl that I am currently screwing… endless possibilities.

    dieAntagonista

    That doesn’t make any sense. I already said, talking about OTHER people’s boy/girlfriend, mentioning them in a sentence, in the third person. “Oh hi Tina I saw your boyfriend at the train station, he was looking for you.” Comfuckingprende. And don’t even pretend like you would use any of those terms with everyone you talk to. See how inane this conversation ended up being? I’d say this is the best proof that what I said is true, goodbye.

    Sticky

    Somebody’s got the claws out. 😉

    dieAntagonista

    It’s not like I didn’t try to be polite.

    Lamb

    I used ‘that cunt’… but I’m an asshole. And equivalents of ‘snugglebunny’ just to mock them.

    dieAntagonista

    Yea I knew you were going to say that. I’m an asshole too but calling people names is too easy. It takes no effort and doesn’t make you an asshole.

    Lamb

    Wooo! I’m not an asshole!

    dieAntagonista

    You’re not an asshole for calling people names, there are plenty other things that you do that can make you an asshole. Asshole.

    Lamb

    I resent that.

    RSIxidor

    : you represent that

    Aww DieA. is mad, she has no penis.

    Sticky

    Large comment chain is large.

    Lamb

    Just like ma…













    ya’s brain.

    nyoki

    Use of the term significant other annoys me to no end. I’m ok w/ boy/girl friend, but yes, it would be nice to have a more generic term.

    Troik

    “partner” isn’t generic enough for you?

    DMYTRIW WDS

    No “how do I get my girlfriend have a threesome/anal?”

    Lame.

    mikoyangurevich15

    Shave what?

    Finch

    If you say partner, people assume you’re gay/lesbian…