male pigs have corkscrew shaped penises. female pigs have corkscrew vaginas. the thing is, if you get a left handed male and a right handed female they can’t mate.

I know this because one of my first jobs was taking care of 300 pigs the summer of 1992. I saw a pig jack off once. it was nuts. thier pee pees extend from and retract into their bodies, so they don’t need hands to fap.

I also saw a piglet with 6 feet. it had 4 legs but thier were2 feet on each of the front legs. it could have been SpiderPig if it had the same thing on the hind legs. it couldn’t move around very well, though. the other piglets were faster and always crowded it out of the feed trough. that pig died when the head farmer dude grabbed it by it’s back legs and swung it down really hard onto a horizontal metal pipe to bash it’s brains in.