A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late? 

â€No, he replies, ‘I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it. 

Intrigued, the woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it? 

â€It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, he explains. 

â€What’s it telling you now? 

â€Well, it says that you’re not wearing any panties 

The woman giggles and replies, ‘Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties! 

The man exclaims, ‘Damn—it must be broken again. It’s always running an hour fast!â€
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Old as the internuts but still funny. Though I heard it as James Bond was meant to be testing a new watch from Q. But whatever.