Atheist Holiday

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the Upcoming Easter and
Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case
against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The
argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized
days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the
passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel
declaring,”Case dismissed!”

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling , “Your honor, how
can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas,
Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah,
yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..”

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant.”

The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance
or holiday for atheists.”

The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm
14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is
the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God,
then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.. Court is
adjourned.

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    Pants
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    i see what happened here

    Nightfear
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    horrible joke…mainly being the separation of church and state
    if any judge ruled based on a bible reference he would probably be disbarred or at least this would be solid grounds for a retrial in a higher court

    nyoki
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    That’s one hell of sense of humor you’ve got.

    majiksznak
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    majiksznak

    Wa, wa, waaaaa

    Dragunov
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    Dragunov

    So…

    No work on April 1st? Cool with me.

    Im-postle-able
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    “But anyone who says ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.” (Jesus) Mat 5:22

    So the judge is going to hell then?

    Along with Jesus: “You fools!” (Jesus) Luke 11:40

    and..

    God himself: “But God said to him, ‘You fool!’ ” (Jesus) Luke 12:20

    origuy
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    So I guess what you’re saying is: Judge not, lest you be judged?

    origuy
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    Independence Day (July 4th) could be one for Atheists