Now this is a story all about how
the time stream got flipped upside down
and I’d like to take a minute to tell you a rhyme
I’ll tell you how I got myself the dagger of time

iiiiiin Ancient Persia born and raised
on the battlefield’s where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ in the sun
and stabbin’ some arabs just for some fun

when this old dude said “I got myself a plan”
“Involves a cool dagger and a bunch of sand”
We had a big old party and he said with a smirk
He said “why don’t you use that dagger with that fancy clockwork?”

I brought the dagger close and as I finish my rap
this chick came out, said “Look out its a trap!”
If anything I could say that this girl was bland
I thought to myself “Hey, check out this sand!”

Everyone died and when I came through
It was just the two of us without a clue
I looked at my palace, everyone died
all thanks to the dagger and the sands of time!