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1. bstaples says:

   July 12, 2009 at 9:30 pm

   I find the concept of Philosoraptor (, Couragewolf, and Bachelorfrog) to be hilarious, but given the fact that these pics are made by the mensa members at /b/ alot of these images fail.

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2. NoOneInParticular says:

   July 12, 2009 at 11:55 pm

   Only idiots think the “day” in Genesis meant an actual 24 hour day. That’s one of the biggest mistranslations ever. The original word meant “the amount of time needed to complete a task.”

   It’s rather like when someone asks you to come over, and you say “I’ll be there in a minute.” You don’t really mean an actual minute, you mean “the amount of time needed for me to finish whatever I’m doing.” It’s the closest you’ll come to the original word in English.

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   • TheLotusEater725 says:

     July 13, 2009 at 12:10 am

     Shut up, everyone knows that the bible is meant to be taken 100% literally. It iss completely impossible for man or god to speak in a metaphysical sense or to put multiple meanings into scripture or spoken word.

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   • Devilman1369 says:

     July 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm

     “Only idiots think the “day” in Genesis meant an actual 24 hour day. That’s one of the biggest mistranslations ever. The original word meant “the amount of time needed to complete a task.””

     so if the universe was created in six “days” and a “day” is the length of time it takes to complete a task, and the task that needed to be completed was creating the universe then shouldn’t the universe have been created in one “day”?

     of course, how would he know how many “days” it took at all, numbers hadn’t been created yet

     stupid god, trying to count before he even invented numbers

     …and don’t tell me god didn’t invent numbers, numbers are in the bible and the bible is the word of god so therefore god invented numbers

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3. Dj. DreamStar says:

   July 13, 2009 at 12:40 am

   funny thing is that God did not invent time
   time does not even existed
   man made time up so it was easier 4 us 2 remember things that happen and 4 making our lives easier least chaotic

   so it really does not make seance
   bible course is bullshit
   the moment they found the bones of the dinosaurs
   it was clear 2 all the smart people of the world
   that it is not the words of God

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   • TheLotusEater725 says:

     July 13, 2009 at 12:46 am

     Well thank you DJ Dreamstar ( Are you really a DJ?). Is there any other unsubstantiated bullshit you will be raping intelligent peoples minds with today?

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   • iamevilhomer says:

     July 13, 2009 at 1:04 am

     ‘man made up time up so it was easier 4 us 2 remember things that happen and 4 making our lives easier least chaotic’ So while these things were happening was time passing by?

     boogeyman, santa and the easter bunny. now its father, son and holy spirit. it’s so clear now

     and lions tigers and raptors oh my

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   • nyoki says:

     July 13, 2009 at 2:26 am

     English as a second language?

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4. deleted_user says:

   July 13, 2009 at 1:09 am

   In response to the second picture, he could have known by the hours of sunlight and daylight.

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   • nyoki says:

     July 13, 2009 at 2:25 am

     Sunlight and daylight, hmmmm?

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     • NoOneInParticular says:

       July 13, 2009 at 9:51 am

       Well, he obviously meant sunlight, and nightlight! ¶

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       • nyoki says:

         July 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm

         Well, don’t I feel stoopid. ¶

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       • deleted_user says:

         July 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm

         No, sunlight and daylight.

         Sorry, I was slaying a dragon….

         Anyways, basically you have the sunlight spectrum, and the daylight spectrum (to start off with)

         The sunlight spectrum consists of the multi-layered time-space capsules (known to you non-rocket-scientists as the o-zone layer)

         The amount of C02 released and trapped while the sunlight hits the ground is about 5.2328187 times that without sunlight passing, also known as “daylight”

         The calendar and the way we measure time is not very accurate as we have to change the time an hour every once in a while.

         All I was saying was that he could have measured by the hours of SUNLIGHT and the amount of time THERE WAS DAYLIGHT….IT’s NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE…OR MAYBE IT IS,,,,,FFS

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5. multi_masked says:

   July 13, 2009 at 1:54 am

   OOOOO goodie! Another God thread! Are we going to try and break the 200 post record!?

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6. HoChunk says:

   July 13, 2009 at 7:05 am

   Best debate ever.

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7. Dreth says:

   July 13, 2009 at 11:19 am

   Time exists.

   am I smarts yet?

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   • nyoki says:

     July 15, 2009 at 1:43 am

     Still waitin’.

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