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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere , parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar :

COLD BEER : $2.00

HAMBURGER : $2.25

CHEESEBURGER : $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB : $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender
serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers..

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

‘Yes?’ she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, ‘may I help you?’

The ole biker leans over the bar, ‘I was wondering young lady, he whispers, ‘are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs ‘Why yes, Yes, I sure am”.

The ole’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, ‘Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger.”
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