Herd Of Turtoises

Herd Of Turtoises


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    SumoSnipe

    STAMPEDE!!!! Run for your lives!

    MonkeyHitman

    RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ZOMBIE TURTOISES

    conan776

    Of course I’ve herd of tortoises.

    Nimbo

    I believe a group of tortoises is known as A MURDER OF TORTOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    blackdog33

    No. A flock of crows is called a Murder. A herd of turtles is called FEMA.

    Tetsuo137

    SumoSnipe: Damn you beat me to it. Bastard.

    BowToMe

    Oh god! Hurry, they will be trampling us in ten minutes! Save yourselves!!!

    Pants

    ColombianMonkey: i always thought they looked kinda skeleton ish

    GorillaMunch

    they remind me of old people, with shells.. Man, if anything close to that lived in north America, They would have graffiti all over their shells. And probably belong to a gang.

    nyoki

    Pants: I wonder if their shell actually is part of the skeleton.

    vutterfly

    yo dawg, i herd you liked tortoises…

    BowToMe

    vutterfly: Shut up, haha.

    flex

    They’re coming right for us!

    LOL!

    flex

    GorillaMunch: Your comment reminded me of this that I saw last year.

    storminator

    they’s good eatin’.

    HoChunk

    That armor’s too strong for blasters!

    RSIxidor

    nyokki:
    Its been shown they are not removable without damaging the spine.

    Nimbo:
    I believe a group is actually known as a bale.

    j_bryon

    Isn’t this a scene from “The Dark Crystal”?

    RSIxidor

    j_bryon:
    No.

    Not at all.

    Pants

    RSIxidor: woah dude thats pretty crazyyyyyyyy

    Liam4Now

    Sing with me!
    “Senile Mutant Ninjutsu Tortoises,
    Senile Mutant Ninjutsu Tortoises,
    Senile Mutant Ninjutsu Tortoises,
    Losers in a huge shell..
    Prune powered!!!”

    blackdog33

    FEMA rushes into ACTION!

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