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1. SumoSnipe says:

   May 11, 2009 at 11:36 pm

   STAMPEDE!!!! Run for your lives!

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2. MonkeyHitman says:

   May 11, 2009 at 11:38 pm

   RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ZOMBIE TURTOISES

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3. conan776 says:

   May 11, 2009 at 11:45 pm

   Of course I’ve herd of tortoises.

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4. Nimbo says:

   May 12, 2009 at 12:00 am

   I believe a group of tortoises is known as A MURDER OF TORTOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   • blackdog33 says:

     March 6, 2010 at 9:23 am

     No. A flock of crows is called a Murder. A herd of turtles is called FEMA.

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5. Tetsuo137 says:

   May 12, 2009 at 12:13 am

   @SumoSnipe: Damn you beat me to it. Bastard.

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6. BowToMe says:

   May 12, 2009 at 12:19 am

   Oh god! Hurry, they will be trampling us in ten minutes! Save yourselves!!!

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7. Pants says:

   May 12, 2009 at 12:58 am

   @ColombianMonkey: i always thought they looked kinda skeleton ish

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8. GorillaMunch says:

   May 12, 2009 at 1:25 am

   they remind me of old people, with shells.. Man, if anything close to that lived in north America, They would have graffiti all over their shells. And probably belong to a gang.

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9. nyoki says:

   May 12, 2009 at 1:25 am

   @Pants: I wonder if their shell actually is part of the skeleton.

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10. vutterfly says:

    May 12, 2009 at 1:25 am

    yo dawg, i herd you liked tortoises…

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11. BowToMe says:

    May 12, 2009 at 1:48 am

    @vutterfly: Shut up, haha.

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12. flex says:

    May 12, 2009 at 4:56 am

    They’re coming right for us!

    @GorillaMunch LOL!

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13. flex says:

    May 12, 2009 at 4:57 am

    @GorillaMunch: Your comment reminded me of this that I saw last year.

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14. storminator says:

    May 12, 2009 at 5:13 am

    they’s good eatin’.

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15. HoChunk says:

    May 12, 2009 at 6:54 am

    That armor’s too strong for blasters!

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16. RSIxidor says:

    May 12, 2009 at 8:28 am

    @nyokki:
    Its been shown they are not removable without damaging the spine.

    @Nimbo:
    I believe a group is actually known as a bale.

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17. j_bryon says:

    May 12, 2009 at 8:33 am

    Isn’t this a scene from “The Dark Crystal”?

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18. RSIxidor says:

    May 12, 2009 at 10:33 am

    @j_bryon:
    No.

    Not at all.

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19. Pants says:

    May 12, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    @RSIxidor: woah dude thats pretty crazyyyyyyyy

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20. Liam4Now says:

    May 12, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    Sing with me!
    “Senile Mutant Ninjutsu Tortoises,
    Senile Mutant Ninjutsu Tortoises,
    Senile Mutant Ninjutsu Tortoises,
    Losers in a huge shell..
    Prune powered!!!”

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21. blackdog33 says:

    March 6, 2010 at 9:21 am

    FEMA rushes into ACTION!

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