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    DisplacedTexan
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    strippers lie.

    pantsoffdanceoff
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    If i was that guy I would at least hold out for a bitch with real tits

    Sticky
    Member

    “Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…”

    deuce
    Member

    Guy looks like Danny Elfman after eating the rest of Oingo Boingo.

    Gouki4u
    Member

    WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!

    DisplacedTexan
    Member

    @Gouki4u: @Gouki4u: the odds are definately $1,000,000 to one.

    DisplacedTexan
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    DisplacedTexan
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    sonofabitch, thats what i get for getting drunk before i have to finish packing for an 18 hr flight…

    Sticky
    Member

    @DisplacedTexan:
    Don’t feel bad. You made me lol if nothing else. 😀

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Eugh. Humans can be so ugly. And no I’m not talking about the guy.

    nyoki
    Member

    I’d say she is one lucky lady.

    MrElzebub
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    MrElzebub

    Hell, I’d be the love of his life.

    freakymescan
    Member

    @DisplacedTexan: I think you mean “females lie”

    Vrik
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    Vrik

    This picture again? They’re not together.

    Pants
    Member

    Habeeb it

    GorillaMunch
    Member

    I think he JIZZZED in his pants

    river
    Member

    why take so long time. if i have two days, i already divorce twice.

    dumbass
    Member

    Well how could you do it? No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. 😛

    river
    Member

    man!!!!! you have 181 million dollars. what can’t be done if you waving your cash

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @GorillaMunch:
    I felt a cool breeze come in through the window . . .

    Sticky
    Member

    @RSIxidor:
    It’s “Open my window and a breeze rolls in.” But I’m more disturbed by the fact that I know the song that well.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Sticky:
    I am clearly inferior to you.

    “As I recall it was a horror film”

    My favorite line from that one.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    Wow!

    It’s good to know that there’s someone for everyone, and we can all find true love.

    THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE AND WE CAN ALL FIND TRUE LOVE.

    Sticky
    Member

    @LukeV1-5:
    LUKE WILL YOU BE MY TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!??!?!11one

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    @Sticky: No.

    You are the one person for whom there is no one.

    LostOne
    Member

    This is why iron-clad prenups were invented.

    Better yet, don’t marry, just date her long term 😉

    deleted_user
    Member

    Marriage has tons of tax benefits…



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