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1. DisplacedTexan says:

   May 7, 2009 at 10:42 pm

   strippers lie.

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2. pantsoffdanceoff says:

   May 7, 2009 at 10:51 pm

   If i was that guy I would at least hold out for a bitch with real tits

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3. Sticky says:

   May 7, 2009 at 10:53 pm

   “Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…”

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4. deuce says:

   May 7, 2009 at 11:10 pm

   Guy looks like Danny Elfman after eating the rest of Oingo Boingo.

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5. Gouki4u says:

   May 7, 2009 at 11:14 pm

   WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!

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6. DisplacedTexan says:

   May 7, 2009 at 11:23 pm

   @Gouki4u: @Gouki4u: the odds are definately $1,000,000 to one.

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7. DisplacedTexan says:

   May 7, 2009 at 11:24 pm

   (-)@DisplacedTexan:

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8. DisplacedTexan says:

   May 7, 2009 at 11:24 pm

   sonofabitch, thats what i get for getting drunk before i have to finish packing for an 18 hr flight…

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9. Sticky says:

   May 7, 2009 at 11:45 pm

   @DisplacedTexan:
   Don’t feel bad. You made me lol if nothing else. 😀

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10. dieAntagonista says:

    May 7, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Eugh. Humans can be so ugly. And no I’m not talking about the guy.

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11. nyoki says:

    May 8, 2009 at 12:04 am

    I’d say she is one lucky lady.

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12. MrElzebub says:

    May 8, 2009 at 12:17 am

    Hell, I’d be the love of his life.

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13. freakymescan says:

    May 8, 2009 at 12:22 am

    @DisplacedTexan: I think you mean “females lie”

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14. Vrik says:

    May 8, 2009 at 1:23 am

    This picture again? They’re not together.

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15. Pants says:

    May 8, 2009 at 2:22 am

    Habeeb it

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16. GorillaMunch says:

    May 8, 2009 at 3:18 am

    I think he JIZZZED in his pants

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17. river says:

    May 8, 2009 at 4:06 am

    why take so long time. if i have two days, i already divorce twice.

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18. dumbass says:

    May 8, 2009 at 5:16 am

    Well how could you do it? No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. 😛

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19. river says:

    May 8, 2009 at 5:40 am

    man!!!!! you have 181 million dollars. what can’t be done if you waving your cash

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20. RSIxidor says:

    May 8, 2009 at 7:53 am

    @GorillaMunch:
    I felt a cool breeze come in through the window . . .

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21. Sticky says:

    May 8, 2009 at 8:45 am

    @RSIxidor:
    It’s “Open my window and a breeze rolls in.” But I’m more disturbed by the fact that I know the song that well.

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22. RSIxidor says:

    May 8, 2009 at 8:58 am

    @Sticky:
    I am clearly inferior to you.

    “As I recall it was a horror film”

    My favorite line from that one.

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23. Luke Magnifico says:

    May 8, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Wow!

    It’s good to know that there’s someone for everyone, and we can all find true love.

    THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE AND WE CAN ALL FIND TRUE LOVE.

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24. Sticky says:

    May 8, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    @LukeV1-5:
    LUKE WILL YOU BE MY TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!??!?!11one

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25. Luke Magnifico says:

    May 9, 2009 at 4:30 am

    @Sticky: No.

    You are the one person for whom there is no one.

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26. LostOne says:

    May 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    This is why iron-clad prenups were invented.

    Better yet, don’t marry, just date her long term 😉

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27. deleted_user says:

    November 6, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Marriage has tons of tax benefits…

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