Bob & Doug FTW
Bob We should go metric.
Doug Why?!
Bob Then we could drink a beer every kilometre, not every mile.
Doug So?
Bob So… kilometres are shorter than miles!
Doug AH! So we drink more beers.
Bob Exactly. What’s the conversion factor to go from miles to kilos?
Doug Uh. Double it, and add thirty.
Bob No, get out! That’s temperature.
Doug So, it’s still metric.
Bob Okay. So how many beers could we have had, professor Doug, assuming we drank twelve each?
Doug Um. Hey! Are you implying one of us, possibly me, drank more than twelve?
Bob Wha? No, I’m just sayin’ it makes the math easier…
Doug Maybe it was you who drank all the beers!
Bob Huh? No, it wasn’t me, eh! I had twelve!
Doug Okay, that sounds about right.
Bob Geez.
Doug So uh, twelve beers, that’s… um.
Bob Twelve kilometres.
Doug Right. Uh. Twenty-four. Wow. And uh… thirty is… uh… holy smokes!
Both Fifty-four beers!
Bob Wow. I’m switchin’ to metric.
Doug Me too. As soon as we get back to our van.