Redneck?

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Or why hunting isn\’t a sport.


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    JamesTuskGeorge
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    Jealous much?

    deleted_user
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    @JamesTuskGeorge: haha…seriously!

    You wish redneck! What kind of redneck has a nice wooden porch like this with a hot tub? This is more like presidential status…nyokki ftl…

    tiki god
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    from the images that I’ve seen of Nyokki’s front yard, I would have to say this might be her own back yard here.

    GrandAdmiralThrawn
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    location
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    nyokki comments = fail

    pantsoffdanceoff
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    Hunting is sport but is not a sport. And most hunters don’t hunt they bait. they sit on a perch in a tree with deer/elk/whatevers piss all over it and wait until the animal comes near then they shoot it. Real hunters will go out trough the wild and actually hunt their animals. guys like this are retards.

    W
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    Best Way To Kill Zombies EVER!

    Paul_Is_Drunk
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    @pantsoffdanceoff: True. I come from a long line of hunters.

    The problem is that other sports don’t have this disparity, so many people just assume it’s this. It’s not like in golf you get the choice between starting off at the 1st tee or waiting at the 18th hole for the ball to arrive so you can knock it in.

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    Moe
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    Not a redneck- Tub is NOT full of lakewater with algee included, NOT somehow attached to a trailer, NOT drinkin a Bud-light, NOT shooting with some form of assult rifle,…

    I hunt like a sniper. Very disciplined, cautious and careful. A neat trick is to ONLY eat greens for two weeks. No human food. You can pretty much walk right up to a deer. Kinda creepy..

    dieAntagonista
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    @Moe:

    “I hunt like a sniper. Very disciplined, cautious and careful. A neat trick is to ONLY eat greens for two weeks. No human food. You can pretty much walk right up to a deer. Kinda creepy..”

    That is so incredibly awesome. I wish I could do that. Do you give lessons. You better.

    Moe
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    @dieAntagonista: On all fours i got within twenty feet of deer before.. they just stare at you confused cause you don’t smell.
    Scarey shit is because other animals can’t smell you either. I once walked into a bear on my path.. I think it would be awsome to snap a deers neck if its even possible.. But i’m just gonna continue to try an shank one.

    dub_1211
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    @Moe:
    sweet baby robot jesus, you’d BETTER tape that because i want to see that awesomeness. i’m gonna eat nothing but greens just to fuck with wildlife now.

    HAHAHAHAH DEER! WHO’S THE JERK NOW??????

    NoOneInParticular
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    My dad’s buddy had a unique way of hunting: he welded a cast iron framework to the front of his 4×4 and chased them through the woods with it. 😀

    Moe
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    @NoOneInParticular: My baby’s momma’s cousin catches dinner that way too!!!. lol

    DisplacedTexan
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    that gun just might have to get re-blued.

    j, could you see one of these on unc ed’s porch!? sweet!

    deleted_user
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    @nyokki: True rednecks do not have nice things or take care of things like this.

    Unless of coarse you are being stereotypical.

    MonkeyHitman
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    i have a sudden urge to snipe him. if i had the chance i would.

    NoOneInParticular
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    @Moe: It’s the only TRUE way to hunt. 🙂

    I’d do that if I had a 4×4… and there were deer where I live. All we have around here is rabbits, and I don’t need a 4×4 to run them over. 😀