Cynomolgus Monkey

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    ack

    Cunnilingus Monkey?

    It’s more likely than you think.

    MonkeyHitman

    i need moar pictures!! i want to make a monkey mosaic

    sylvanish

    Tetsuo137: …and just what the hell are you doing to those monkeys?!

    sylvanish

    sylvanish: I see. Well, nothing personal, but I hate you.

    sylvanish

    lol, oops. that was supposed to be Tetsuo137: So just to be clear; I hate you, generic animecharacter### clone. I hope the monkeys break free and eat your face.

    sylvanish: I’m sorry baby, I love you. You know that right? You mean the world to me and I will always love you.

    dieAntagonista

    I love generic anime character clones.

    sylvanish: Narcissistic like me, 140 points. Also, Freudian slip = lulz.

    MonkeyHitman

    Tetsuo137: please send pictures. much well appreciated.

    sylvanish

    Tetsuo137: The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

    Well treated slaves are still slaves. But so be it. Hypocritical as it might make me, I would rather they use death-row and life sentence criminals for such trials, rather than animals.

    But really, you would prefer the cure for aids or cancer to come from an animal rather than a human, who would be immortalized as a hero? Curious.

    But like I said, it’s not personal, and if it is a temporary position, then my hate for you is also temporary.

    Say… if AIDS was caused by someone fucking a chimp… what if the cure could be found by inverting the process? …Get chimps with aids to fuck human (volunteers) with aids. Has it been tried? I think it’s worth a shot.

    Personally, if I already had aids, I’d volunteer to let a chimp fuck me. I’d do all sorts of crazy experimental stuff like that. If I had aids.

    But normally I make primates stop at third base. I’m not a freak.

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