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1. GorillaMunch says:

   March 29, 2009 at 11:04 pm

   In before the political correctness honkers

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2. bstaples says:

   March 29, 2009 at 11:16 pm

   Out before the stupid atheists who think they’re funny…

   crap too late.

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3. nyoki says:

   March 29, 2009 at 11:20 pm

   Oh c’mon, this is funny…and true.

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4. gregzombie says:

   March 29, 2009 at 11:26 pm

   I’m not atheist and this is some funny shit.

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5. wookie_x says:

   March 29, 2009 at 11:29 pm

   @bstaples: When you can give me a solid Christian origin for Easter eggs and bunnies, THEN you can whine about atheist jokes.

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6. Cargen says:

   March 29, 2009 at 11:54 pm

   @wookie_X

   Well its obvious isnt it, The Eggs symbolizes the rebirth of christ/man kind, and the Rabbit symbolizes its innocents.

   NA! i am just bull shittin’ you

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7. nyoki says:

   March 29, 2009 at 11:57 pm

   @wookie_x: AFAIK there is no Christian connection. I think it was a pagan-type fertility ritual, but I get the feeling you already knew that though. 😉

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8. AgZed says:

   March 30, 2009 at 12:57 am

   @wookie_x: And while they’re at it, they should explain the whole Jesus/Pine tree thing. That’s had me mystified since I was 9. It’s the Middle East, people! There are no pine trees!

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9. LeeHarveyOswald says:

   March 30, 2009 at 1:15 am

   There are more atheist in the world than Jews. Can anyone of the Religious people tell me when Jesus was born? (waiting for all the wrong answers)

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10. maxcw says:

    March 30, 2009 at 1:31 am

    @LeeHarveyOswald: If I remember correctly its 34 B.C. but I’m not positive.

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11. maxcw says:

    March 30, 2009 at 1:38 am

    or 4 B.C.

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12. juan_de_pab says:

    March 30, 2009 at 1:52 am

    haha, he was my neighbors imaginary friend for a while

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13. KommissarKvC says:

    March 30, 2009 at 3:56 am

    let the false idol crap out eggs

    My Lord Odin craps out thunder and lightning

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14. ColombianMonkey says:

    March 30, 2009 at 4:08 am

    hahaha this is funny

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15. Awesome1 says:

    March 30, 2009 at 4:43 am

    Jesus would think this is funny… you are forgiven.

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16. Snarky Parker says:

    March 30, 2009 at 6:29 am

    @wookie_x:

    The Wikipedia Scolar presents you with the origin…en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bunny

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17. bstaples says:

    March 30, 2009 at 6:39 am

    @wookie_x:
    It’s not a matter of Easter being disrespected. It has no christian connection. It’s a matter of some yokel decided he’d depict Jesus crapping an Egg so he can score some lulz.

    And Lo! All the like-minded cretins come out the woodwork.

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18. Dragunov says:

    March 30, 2009 at 7:57 am

    Seeing how christ (purportedly) died on 0AD and he was (purportedly) 33 at the time, that would mean he was born on 33BC.

    Then again, there was an adjustment in the middle ages to synchronize Europe’s calendars which set them all back 4 years so jesus was probably born in 37BC and died in 4BC.

    Also, Christ’s story is copied word-for-word from Osiris, and Easter was already a Jewish and Pagan holiday before christ died and was resurrected, by total coincidence, during its celebration (which no one seems to be observing, in the bible).

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19. aleph says:

    March 30, 2009 at 8:26 am

    @Dragunov:
    christ BORN on 0AD (7–2 BC/BCE – 26–36 AD/CE). I can tell it by the pixel that our unwelcome guest (the pope) bleeds from the eyes every sunday morning on the national channel.

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20. Paul_Is_Drunk says:

    March 30, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    The spring festival was for shagging. Making it about the death of some dude is depressing.
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    SHAGGING!

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21. Adrian says:

    March 30, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    O.o

    Why is the pope rubbing an Egg against Jesus’ butt?

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22. Pants says:

    March 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    @Adrian: He’s laying it. Learn to easter.

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23. Puulaahi says:

    March 31, 2009 at 12:02 am

    Didn’t the original spring festival celebrate the harvest? Didn’t the original pagan stuff celebrate farming=food? Cus after everyone was hunter/gatherers they sat on their ass and planted shit. The good ol days before the industrial age yo.

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24. Adrian says:

    March 31, 2009 at 5:43 am

    @Pants: I was told the Easter Bunny would lay the eggs. You shattered my illusion now!

    @Puulaahi: in European countries you don’t get to harvest at Easter, but it probably did have something to do with fertility.

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25. Phyreblade says:

    April 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Is this what Christians actually believe?

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