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1. rompSku says:

   March 18, 2009 at 6:24 am

   nigra’s can’t swim. And that’s a FACT!

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2. aharrigan says:

   March 18, 2009 at 7:50 am

   Your barrel is underwater sir, in a swamp no less. Poor Form.

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3. natedog says:

   March 18, 2009 at 8:40 am

   @aharrigan: it’s ok. all he has to do is

   S.lap
   P.ull
   O.observe
   R.elease
   T.ap
   S.hoot

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4. FlyingMantisShrimp says:

   March 18, 2009 at 8:46 am

   @natedog: Ahahaha. You made my morning.

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5. sutenvulf says:

   March 18, 2009 at 10:07 am

   if I didn’t know any better I’d say thats the Quigley!

   @ aharrigan: if it is the Quigley, getting your barrel under water is only a matter of time, to which the Sgt’s will then chew you out with extreme prejudice.

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6. nyoki says:

   March 18, 2009 at 11:58 am

   He’s just mad ’cause he couldn’t find the internet there.

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7. Cheebs says:

   March 18, 2009 at 1:18 pm

   S.queeze

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8. natedog says:

   March 18, 2009 at 1:34 pm

   @Cheebs: at Ft. Sill, they taught S.hoot

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9. aharrigan says:

   March 18, 2009 at 3:33 pm

   @natedog: If he has water or other obstructions in the barrel itself no amount of slapping and pulling will help that. SPORTS is used to clear a misfired round and ready another.

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10. Senshi says:

    March 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    BRASS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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11. Phyreblade says:

    March 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Aaarrrg… A crawfish dun bit meh!!

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12. nyoki says:

    March 20, 2009 at 1:19 am

    @Phyreblade: That was no crawfish, that was a shrimp…no a mantis shrimp…NO! OMG it’s flying mantis shrimp! Run for your life! RUN NOW DAMNIT!

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13. Hougz says:

    March 20, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    It’s a rubber-duck, so at least he’s not ruining a real M-16

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14. Phyreblade says:

    March 20, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    @nyokki: FLYING MATIS SHRIMP!? IN MY SWAMP!?!? NO WAI!!!!

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15. Phyreblade says:

    March 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    *MANTIS*

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16. nyoki says:

    March 20, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    @Phyreblade: Way.

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17. SumoSnipe says:

    March 21, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Hell you think He is hating the swamp? What about his buddy whose shoulders he is standing on?

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18. Phyreblade says:

    March 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    @SumoSnipe: Wat? there’s anuthah nigra under dat dere swamp? For cryin’ out loud, it’s a swamp not a clown car…!

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19. nyoki says:

    March 23, 2009 at 2:26 am

    @Phyreblade: You never know, there may be a clown car under the water also. There could be several nigras or even hundreds of Mexicans.

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20. Phyreblade says:

    March 23, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    @nyokki: LOL… *Hundreds* of Mexicans? I didn’t know mexicans could perform Kage Bunshin no Jutsu… What am i saying… Of course they can… pfft…

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21. nyoki says:

    March 24, 2009 at 2:21 am

    @Phyreblade: The world record for number of Mexicans to fit into a clown car is 328.

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22. KommissarKvC says:

    April 19, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    see here, they said it in planet of the apes
    Apes cant swim, they drown

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