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    24 Responses ttto Condometric Condom Measuring Tape

    1. Ren says:
      March 13, 2009 at 11:25 pm

      I’m either confused or stupid but shouldn’t the “0” be at the base?

    2. TheZetetic says:
      March 13, 2009 at 11:31 pm

      No. The zero is at the tip, then you roll down to see how long.

    3. juiceyfruit says:
      March 13, 2009 at 11:58 pm

      @TheZetetic: @Ren: SCIENCE!

    4. Leonardo Da Nietzsche says:
      March 13, 2009 at 11:58 pm

      Look. It’s like this. The condom moves up, it moves down. When it dips it’s not as bad as last time and when it gains, it is better than the last gain. That’s the basics of condoms. The only way to fight inflation is with recession, and vice-versa. Now If you want to point blame, it is both Clinton, and Bush’s fault that we’re in this mess. See, the condom was on the up and scheduled for it’s normal, healthy down swing.( remember that I say healthy because recession is the only force that can combat inflation) Well, Clinton patched it with an increase in government spending. The condom continued to gain for Bush. On the next scheduled down swing, Bush patched it with tax stimuli. So now, we are facing the brunt of a down swing fed by 2 more that didnt happen.

      Now I’m not blaming either of them. Given the circumstances, we would have all made the same choices. The problem is that the nature of the beast that is our free market condoms, don’t give a shit weather we want a recession or not. It is condom law. It’s gonna happen. To delay it only makes the inevitable more powerful.

    5. the3g_ipwn says:
      March 14, 2009 at 12:00 am

      @Leonardo Da Nietzsche: You owe me a nickle.

    6. Hazard says:
      March 14, 2009 at 1:06 am

      But…condoms STRETCH….you can’t get a stable measurement askdjfhaklsjdhfa

    7. TrayShadix says:
      March 14, 2009 at 1:33 am

      @Hazard: Eh, if they were anything but a gag gift, enough women would probably be packing these that men alone wouldn’t have to shoulder the responsibility of stocking condoms anymore. Even the website for them lists other “unusual gifts.”

    8. MonkeyHitman says:
      March 14, 2009 at 1:41 am

      25inch… right.. these goes on animals i presume lol

    9. elzarcothepale says:
      March 14, 2009 at 1:48 am

      @Immanuel:
      those are centimeters, buddy- “condoMetric”

    10. nyoki says:
      March 14, 2009 at 2:00 am

      @Leonardo Da Nietzsche: Is it weird that that sorta kinda almost made sense?

      @Immanuel: ~10″

    11. Demon says:
      March 14, 2009 at 2:41 am

      And I shall seek out and find the man that fills this condom. And when I find him, I will make him my prince.
      Who needs glass slippers, anyway?

    12. nyoki says:
      March 14, 2009 at 3:47 am

      @Demon: Send him to me when your done. Try to leave a little sumthin’.

    13. Demon says:
      March 14, 2009 at 3:53 am

      @nyokki:
      I`ll try but I can`t promise anything.:D
      (EFG)

    14. vandal says:
      March 14, 2009 at 3:55 am

      @Demon: @nyokki: Whores

    15. Kaze says:
      March 14, 2009 at 10:51 am

      1.) Who would need a box of twelve of these?

      2.) Who wouldn’t be unnerved ever so slightly at the thought of a printer firing high speed ink at latex wouldn’t in some way damage the durability of latex?

    16. MonkeyHitman says:
      March 14, 2009 at 12:21 pm

      @elzarcothepale: oh didn’t even see that

    17. Demon says:
      March 14, 2009 at 12:25 pm

      @vandal:
      Pull my hair and smack my ass the next time you call me that.

    18. dieAntagonista says:
      March 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm

      @Demon: Where have you been all my life.

    19. nyoki says:
      March 14, 2009 at 2:58 pm

      @vandal: Nah, a whore might fuck you. ;<)

    20. WistfulD says:
      March 14, 2009 at 5:46 pm

      @Demon: Fill at 25 cm? I hope your used to getting your cervix tapped. Otherwise the first time is going to be an experience.

    21. Phyreblade says:
      March 14, 2009 at 10:19 pm

      Wat? And organic metric tape measure kit? Sweet…! does it come in Imperial units?

    22. Awesome1 says:
      March 15, 2009 at 2:11 am

      @Ren: You’re stupid. Think about it.

    23. Demon says:
      March 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm

      @WistfulD: I`d be willing to give it the old college try.

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