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1. cwm says:

   March 9, 2009 at 8:03 am

   Believe me, it stings aswell!!!

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2. tiki god says:

   March 9, 2009 at 8:37 am

   @cwm:
   Personal experience? I’ve never actually had this happen to me, but I remember being at a party and a dude came out of his bedroom with a red eye. He had apparently shot himself with his own weapons 😉

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3. token2k6 says:

   March 9, 2009 at 8:43 am

   did she fuck Hancock?

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4. partizan says:

   March 9, 2009 at 8:52 am

   ‘I’m all that and then some, short dark and handsome
   Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from ‘

   ~ Phife (ATCQ)

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5. RSIxidor says:

   March 9, 2009 at 9:04 am

   I thought that was for dolphins.

   Hmm, can only find distance (14 feet), but not speed.

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6. Brushaway says:

   March 9, 2009 at 9:48 am

   someone should change that picture to say “dolphin semen” instead then.

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7. Rommel says:

   March 9, 2009 at 10:14 am

   “The average speed of human male ejaculation is 28 miles per hour”

   www.alumni.berkeley.edu/calmag/200701/praxistick.asp

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8. RSIxidor says:

   March 9, 2009 at 10:52 am

   @Rommel:
   Damn, dolphins must be like 100 or something then.

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9. hvymetal86 says:

   March 9, 2009 at 11:39 am

   Perfect shirt to warn women about this. I bought one: www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/swallow-or-its-going-in-your-eye

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10. Sticky says:

    March 9, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    @token2k6:
    No, if she had done that then she’d be dead.

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11. Gary Generic says:

    March 9, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    @tiki god: Burns like soap and it’s red for a long time.

    Also, the average speed of semen emission is 11 mph, not over 20.

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12. Gary Generic says:

    March 9, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    @Rommel: Interesting. Read the link, but I saw a show on Discovery that cited 11 mph. Now who do believe?! My sex life is a lie!

    Still, it’s dangerous to eyes no matter what the speed is.

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13. deleted_user says:

    March 9, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    Refer back to the lois and super man head post.

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14. LeeHarveyOswald says:

    March 9, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    damn i wish i knew this carol she seems like someone i would like to get to know

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15. rattybad says:

    March 9, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    @RSIxidor: Dolphin bukkake = death.

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16. Phyreblade says:

    March 9, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    I’m guessing it would probably suck to have that particular experience be the last thing she ever saw…

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17. traptin85 says:

    March 10, 2009 at 7:35 am

    how the hell can you measure something like that?
    i guess high-speed camera and striped background like the mythbusters use.

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