Turdles

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    Samael

    This man’s essence immortalized in one picture.

    Awesome1

    Dumbb

    nyoki

    I’ll bet that he thought he looked mega-cool too. Ewwww…

    LeeHarveyOswald

    Sold! but… wtf is a Turdles?

    Dral

    Are they home grown turdles? I hear they are way more family friendly than the farm raised turdles.

    Attercap

    If they aren’t turdles, then they’re probably crap.

    RSIxidor

    You guys are idiots.

    This guy is way more awesome than anyone can imagine.

    vutterfly

    RSIxidor: agreed.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: I’m sure he looks like, ummm… cool… Maybe like to other turdles… and stuff…

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: What? Like a cult?

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: Wait… Wat? The turdles are a cult? Why was I not informed? This changes everything!

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: Damnit! I’ve said too much. Never mind.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: TOO LATE! YOU’VE BEEN OUTED!! I DEMAND TO KNOW OF THIS “TURDLE” CULT OF WHICH YOU SPEAK!!

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: Ok…it goes like this: Once upon a time…Does anyone smell almonds?…cough…cough…blargh I’m ded.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: Ok come on, gimme some credit, nobody’s gonnna buy the whole “Cyanide capsule” gag if you *tell* me you’re ded when you are supposed to actually be dead… What do I look like? A Bond Criminal? Pffft…

    Phyreblade

    Actually on second thought don’t answer that…

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: You expect me to talk?

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: NO! I expect you to DIE!

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: Your gold encased, diamond tipped, lasers do not frighten me.

    nyoki

    J’aime la colère des conservateurs. C’est trop facile maintenant.

    nyoki

    Whoops…wrong thread. I’m really having trouble tonight. :<(

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: HA! Clearly you are skeerd of my Gold plated, Diamond tipped LAZORZ…

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: Damn! Foiled again! I’ll get you for this.

    blackdog33

    These are the rural erudite folks who know lids on German steins are made of PUDER.

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