Jesus vs Thor

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    Skulltimo

    Bringeth the Thunder…

    dub_1211

    so, so true.

    rock me sexy jesus.

    Achi

    Well, actually he was drowned and died like all Æsir.

    TheLotusEater725

    hmmm, indeed thor. But my god hi-jacked your traditions and made them the bitch of the holiday industry.

    Drunkin

    Paul_Is_Drunk: Kinda goes along with the whole “my God has a bigger dick than your God.” a la George Carlin.

    sutenvulf

    Needs moar blood for the blood god imo

    suicydking

    sutenvulf: True. However, all blood is blood for the Blood God. So he wins by default.

    SumoSnipe

    Paul_Is_Drunk: Yes. Yes he does. do you have a larger copy of this?

    Puulaahi

    HAIL TO THE HAMMER!

    Lakiamia

    My god rose from the dead and gave your god the hammer in the first place, therefore he could take it away just as easily. Any questions?

    phaed

    Your god’s dad also died nailed to a tree/spear, and he still bosses your god around, so there.

    Sarcastastic

    Achi: You failed to mention that it is the most amazing battle that destroys the universe and what exactly it is he drowns in. The poison of a snake that can wrap around the entire planet. Asatru (german neo-paganism) is fucking awesome.

    riverdaledragon

    um no sorry.. Jesus wasnt God…. so that whole thing is wrong. God has never died. and Jesus got nailed to the cross…. this thread fails..

    SumoSnipe

    Is it just me or do the warrior gods seem to be making a comeback? If this isn’t an “Axe age Sword age as brother kills brother”….

    MonkeyHitman

    same trinity says he’s everyone and he has million eyes all over the place watching everyone symotainiously. atleast that is what my churched used to preach when i was a kid

    MonkeyHitman

    church*

    nyoki

    Paul_Is_Drunk: I don’t know if it’s all of the Protestant faiths, but some don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. I always associate that w/ the Catholic faith. Anyone know about this?

    Silverwolf

    Paul_Is_Drunk: Is that how we’re referring to Palin now?

    Anyway, I liked Nick Fury’s version in Secret Invasion #6 better…

    Skrull Queen: He loves you.
    Spiderman: Uh… he who?
    Skrull Queen: God.
    Nick Fury: Yeah? Well my god has a hammer!

    Luke Magnifico

    ColombianMonkey: Dude. Simultaneously.

    Si fuckin’ multaneously.

    Not symotragnablorgenojurkensartly.

    Vrik

    Sarcastastic: GERMAN neo-paganism? Wtf? The Norse were never german.

    asymon

    @Wrik: GERMAN neo-paganism?

    You know, good old worshipping of Sun, human sacrifices, That kind of stuff.

    And lame music, like:

    MonkeyHitman

    LukeV1-5: thanks for fixing man, how much do you charge for spell check lessons?

    Phyreblade

    CROM PWNS all of your deities… 😛

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