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Chuck Norris Eye Drops

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    1. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 1:07 pm

      pshh thats not even strong.

    2. #makecasemdsgreatagain says:
      February 28, 2009 at 1:51 pm

      Where do you buy it?

    3. kostoglotov says:
      February 28, 2009 at 1:56 pm

      Chuck Norris cried when I refused to let him suck me off.

    4. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 2:03 pm

      @kostoglotov: fail. vice versa = win

    5. kostoglotov says:
      February 28, 2009 at 2:04 pm

      @ColombianMonkey: Chuck Norris is an ignorant hick. He is also a huge f*ggot, and has a miniscule penis.

    6. kostoglotov says:
      February 28, 2009 at 2:05 pm

      @ColombianMonkey: Chuck Norris is an ignorant hick. He is also a huge fggot, and has a miniscule penis.

    7. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm

      @kostoglotov: only you would know lol. as i say vice versa = win

    8. w0x says:
      February 28, 2009 at 2:33 pm

      This tabasco stuff is not strong.

      It’s weak.

    9. Luke Magnifico says:
      February 28, 2009 at 2:49 pm

      This tabasco’s kung fu is not strong.

      Its kung fu is weak.

    10. TGGeko says:
      February 28, 2009 at 2:55 pm

      Eh, I’ve had much stronger hot sauce. A drop of it on fries almost made me cry.

    11. dieAntagonista says:
      February 28, 2009 at 3:03 pm

      Chuck Norris is an open minded man. He is also a little heterosexual, and has a huge penis.

    12. Luke Magnifico says:
      February 28, 2009 at 3:23 pm

      Chuck Norris is an angry angry badger. He is also a mid-range telephone, and has an intriguing life philosophy.

    13. greenie says:
      February 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm

      Brokeback Mountain is what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

    14. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 3:35 pm

      @greenie: lolwut?

    15. flintlocke says:
      February 28, 2009 at 3:35 pm

      Was the whole Chuck Norris thing ever actually funny?

      If so, explain.

    16. dieAntagonista says:
      February 28, 2009 at 3:49 pm

      @flintlocke:

      With nothing more than his bare hands and keen intellect, Chuck Norris has killed, maimed, and brutalized hundreds of Hollywood careers. After his fight scene with Chuck Norris, martial arts legend Bruce Lee died. Jonathan Brandis, who starred in Norris’ Sidekicks, was reduced to acting opposite a talking dolphin and became an hero when he was cut from Hart’s War.

      Chuck Norris Facts is a prototypical funny old meme that most people grudgingly like. The joke is a rip-off of similar jokes about Wise Beard Man. Since Norris’ old movies are based on the premise that he has a superhuman ability to kick dirty foreigner ass, the Facts exaggerate these lofty abilities to epically unlulzy proportions. At least 100 years ago, there was a time everybody enjoyed Chuck Norris jokes.

      And if Chuck Norris Facts have never made you laugh, not even once, you simply need to smoke more weed.

      This was Chuck Norris Facts 101 with dieA. Every Saturday at 9am. Tune in next time!

      *Coca Cola commercial*

    17. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm

      @flintlocke:

      those lesson confuse you, here is my teachings:

      www.timegate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11603

      *tropicana orange juice commercial*

    18. dieAntagonista says:
      February 28, 2009 at 4:30 pm

      @ColombianMonkey:

      Dude, fuck you. Everyone knows your show is sponsored by them fundamentalist environmentalists pussies & co.

      Besides, we got Albert the scientist, and Andrew the friendly reptile.

      Pffffft.

    19. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 5:08 pm

      atleast *eye roll* our pussies care!. rather than your cocaine in a bottle druglaw.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/12/cocaine_case.jpg
      company who play monopoly with the world trying to control ever damn beverage and spreading corruption in everything they associate with.
      Besides, we got post-modern hippies with all the cannabis & psychedelic mushrooms we want. so booya!

    20. dieAntagonista says:
      February 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm

      Pah! I AM a post-modern hippie. But yea, a clever one, taking over the world is the most basic thing on our list.

      Haha, your cannabis ain’t got no shit on our caffeine.

      And where else do you see scientists and reptiles mingle
      It’s when they sniff white powder, to feel the tingle
      Round and round goes the jingle
      Notice the error in intellectual terrorists
      Stealing minds and they ain’t need no fists
      When mountains explode and even Goliath resists
      Your chemicals are weak and so are your priorities
      Now follow us or go down on your knees

    21. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm

      @dieAntagonista: wow and i thought vanilla ice – ice ice baby was the worst. i think you need to recheck your status if you claim that your a post-modern hippie lol

    22. dieAntagonista says:
      February 28, 2009 at 5:57 pm

      @ColombianMonkey:

      Are you dissing my rhymes. Do you know what they call people who diss someone’s rhymes without throwing some rhymes back? You obviously didn’t get any of it. Or you would understand how a post-modern hippie could take over the world.

      Yo, your credibility has just hit the bottom of the barrel. Can you hear the echo? Echo echo.

    23. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 6:09 pm

      i’ll let me silence speaks it’s volumes, it’s a shame that i think of other people before me or i woulda put you in your place.

    24. dieAntagonista says:
      February 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm

      Echo echo. . .

    25. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 6:14 pm

      it’s okay dieA you could say as you play, i’m just being the bigger person here so yea.

    26. Vent says:
      February 28, 2009 at 6:57 pm

      I always thought the whole Chuck Norris meme was kinda silly, but I have to admit that made lol.

      I don’t really think Tabasco is suppose to be “hot,” as much as it’s just suppose to add a little flavor. But, I don’t really like the flavor compared to Frank’s.

    27. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 9:01 pm

      @Vent: i think the one with jack from “24” is worse man but thats my opinion.

    28. Luke Magnifico says:
      February 28, 2009 at 9:22 pm

      If anyone wants my opinion, I believe that Steven Segal would win in a fight to the death.

    29. dieAntagonista says:
      February 28, 2009 at 9:44 pm

      Personally, I think Terence Hill would just shoot the motherfucker. And he’s the fastest also, not even ninjas would have a chance.

      And then there’s also McGyver. Obviously he wouldn’t have any chance against Bruce motherfucking Lee, or Steven Segal even, but he’s got the brains! My father always said that the brain is the only muscle you need to be unbeatable. I just realised my father knows a lot of cheesy one liners. But it sounds so darn convincing.

    30. SumoSnipe says:
      February 28, 2009 at 10:43 pm

      @dieAntagonista: Thats cause mcGyver would build a bomb out of that bottle of sauce,an odereater,3 toothpicks, and chewing gum. sit back and BOOM. even The Bruce would have a hard time with that.

    31. MonkeyHitman says:
      February 28, 2009 at 10:53 pm

      @SumoSnipe: McGyver is truly awesome *tear*

    32. dieAntagonista says:
      February 28, 2009 at 11:12 pm

      @SumoSnipe: Haha exactly. Ah the memories. And the mullet.

      BRAINS FTMFW

    33. Phyreblade says:
      March 1, 2009 at 1:32 am

      This is phail. That isn’t even a real hot sauce…

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