This is too fucking good. Too bad I only buy living breath.
Prove it!
I lol’d hard. Real hard.
“minty fresh condition” lol
Fail. Charles Bukowski’s last breath would reek of cigar smoke and bourbon.
If you open it it’ll probably say “I need a fuck”.
if you open it, it’ll probably smell like rectum
If you open it, you’ll probably die of 14 year old noxious blacklung gas…
If you open it, You’ll probably become instantly shitfaced.
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In which I give up on daily updates.
This is too fucking good. Too bad I only buy living breath.
Prove it!
I lol’d hard. Real hard.
“minty fresh condition”
lol
Fail. Charles Bukowski’s last breath would reek of cigar smoke and bourbon.
If you open it it’ll probably say “I need a fuck”.
if you open it, it’ll probably smell like rectum
If you open it, you’ll probably die of 14 year old noxious blacklung gas…
If you open it, You’ll probably become instantly shitfaced.