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1. JamesTuskGeorge says:

   February 10, 2009 at 10:13 am

   Ahahahahaha, this would have been brilliant.

   (Harry Potter is massively over-rated).

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2. DublinO says:

   February 10, 2009 at 10:30 am

   Minus the last two windows I could almost see this published in a christian magazine or newspaper…

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3. natedog says:

   February 10, 2009 at 10:37 am

   would have been a much better ending than that bullshit she passed off as Book 7

   OMG, the first 1/2 of the book was a bunch of moping a whining about the countryside; Hermione did NOTHING worthy of her legacy; and Neville didnt kick Bellatrix’s ass as was his due. Fucking Mrs. Weasley?

   FUCK YOU, JK

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4. DublinO says:

   February 10, 2009 at 10:40 am

   Anyone ever seen this post before?

   The Original Harry Potter Script

   
   Hilarious, the same went for Aragon for me, just couldn’t get into reading the same story with a mod installed.

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5. Tyger42 says:

   February 10, 2009 at 10:55 am

   @natedog: Hey, it was better than the entire Twilight series. :p

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6. natedog says:

   February 10, 2009 at 11:01 am

   i never read any of the twilight books.

   i loved the harry potter books up until that last one.

   although the chapter on Snape’s love for Harry’s mom was the best in the whole series, the rest of the book can suck my large cock

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7. Kishi says:

   February 10, 2009 at 12:40 pm

   @natedog: Really, the last book should have been titled Harry Potter and Sitting In The Forest, While Other Characters Do More Interesting Things.

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8. Puulaahi says:

   February 10, 2009 at 1:05 pm

   Harry Potter rules! Every book! Crucio if you think otherwise.

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9. hvymetal86 says:

   February 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm

   LOL omg this is amazingly kickass.

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10. Phyreblade says:

    February 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    LOL… Brilliant!

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11. njch412 says:

    February 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    My hope was, that in the very final book, harry potter would wake up in the middle of the night from sleeping. Try to use sorcery to turn on the lightbulb, and find out he had no powers, and it was all a dream.

    That would have been fucking epic.

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12. deuce says:

    February 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    The last book wasn’t very good, granted, but it was the last chapter that totally ruined it for me. That whole “happily ever after” bullshit seemed so utterly artificial. In reality, Harry would probably be too damaged to settle down and just return to normal. And I was pissed that Draco had absolutely no resolution either.

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13. outofocus says:

    February 10, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I never read the books… these or twightlight. I might read the HP books someday but well, there are plenty of fantastic of books for adults that are on my list first.

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14. AbaddonTheDespoiler says:

    February 11, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Harry Potter is a lame wad. Christians are lame wads… Coincidence?!?!? Think about it peeps

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15. RSIxidor says:

    February 11, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    I forgot to mention: This is fucking funny.

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