’cause one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, mmkay, hover your buttcheeks over the urinal, and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, mmkay. oh you think that’s funny, huh? let me assure there is nothing funny about going up to a nice clean unsuspecting urinal, mmkay, dropping your pants and then turning around, squatting over that urinal, mmkay, maybe – maybe pulling your buttcheeks apart with your hands, mmkay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see…