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1. natedog says:

   January 22, 2009 at 2:21 pm

   awesome

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2. frogurtx says:

   January 22, 2009 at 2:21 pm

   I believe these are daggers, dirks, or knives. They certainly do not meet the length requirements of a sword.

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3. Deleted_User says:

   January 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm

   WELL YOU don’t meet the length requirement of…

   yea. you see where i’m going with this.

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4. TGGeko says:

   January 22, 2009 at 2:39 pm

   actually if they oppened that way, their trajectory would be altered, you know, angular momentum and such. they should open in a straight line.

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5. Mack says:

   January 22, 2009 at 2:48 pm

   Yeah, but it would put spin on the blade for more damage. And if it opened in a straight line it’d need a locking mechanism to prevent the blade retracting on impact.

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6. The Matrix: Rebooted says:

   January 22, 2009 at 2:49 pm

   Have the swords open up like butterfly knives. Angular momentum is conserved and there’s no need for retraction.

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7. Luke Magnifico says:

   January 22, 2009 at 3:13 pm

   OR, you could have it-

   EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

   IT’S A GUN THAT SHOOTS SWORDS

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8. Dral says:

   January 22, 2009 at 3:29 pm

   So, if the pen is mightier than a sword… Is it also mightier than a gun that shoots swords?

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9. Virgule says:

   January 22, 2009 at 3:37 pm

   And it does make that awesome Fwocka fwocka sound

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10. natedog says:

    January 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    what about a gun that shoots pens?

    you could call him the Penisher

    heh heh. Penis-her

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11. brisingre says:

    January 22, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Badass, but would be more badass if the swords started out expanded and were visible in the magazine. (Less practical, but it’s a gun that shoots goddam swords…)

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12. Moe says:

    January 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    FWOCKA, FWOCKA, FUCKA..

    Fozzie?

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13. Deleted_User says:

    January 22, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Why does a sword-shooting gun make the same noise as a gay fozzy bear? FWOCKA FWOCKA FWOCKA

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14. Kishi says:

    January 22, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    “It’s a gun, Frank.” Well, no shit, Einstein. “A gun that shoot swords.” And then apparently the guy’s stupid-ass smirk drives the Punisher into such a rage that he has no choice but to murder the moron. When really he should be hunting down the idiot scriptwriter who thought this was such a fucking brilliant idea.

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15. Deleted_User says:

    January 22, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Wrong. Look at the 2nd to last panel. There are shadowy doods in the background.

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16. SumoSnipe says:

    January 22, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    Wiat, Punishers new gadget guy is Hannover Fist? Cap’n Stern may not be too pleased by this.

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17. tiki god says:

    January 22, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    @Kishi:
    I’m aware that ninjas are sneaky, but are you so blind that you can’t see them there in the doorway?

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18. Kishi says:

    January 22, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    @tiki god: I see them there, it’s just that the Punisher seems to have no concern about the well being of the man standing between him and the doorway.

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19. natedog says:

    January 23, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    if you can see them, then they aren’t ninjas

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20. Phyreblade says:

    January 24, 2009 at 12:56 am

    ROFLMAO… My kind of inspiration indeed… 😀

    This pic/thread is full of AWESOMENESS and WIN. SAVED.

    @natedog: Well said. They are clearly just cannon fodder dressed in black balaclavas.

    Also. I need napkin. I think I just messed up my monitor and ruined my keyboard.

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21. TGGeko says:

    January 25, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    I will build such a gun. I already have plans for the knife/sword.

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22. deadmanliving says:

    March 7, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    my only question is….why is the Punisher hanging out with Andy Dick?

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23. Amyante says:

    October 8, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    If memory serves, he needed to fight the ninjas on panel 3, but only swords worked against ninjas because they’d just dodge the bullets. So he needed that gun to kill them.

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