Beef Chart

Beef Chart


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    Tardex

    So whats the most tender, most expensive and best for barbecuing?

    AustinDav

    And the Cow says: “Be like me, kids. Get an education, or this might happen to you!”

    AustinDav

    what a sell out.

    natedog

    mmm. they should do this with a pig’s ass too

    Puulaahi

    Tardex: Tenderloin aka Filet Minogn. But I also enjoy Corned Beed and of course Prime Rib(which is the most expensive).

    Puulaahi

    *Beef

    marcuserektus

    The real bitch of it is: there’s no bacon!

    doc

    marcuserektus: mmm beef bacon… wait, what?

    Sticky

    Puulaahi:
    I heart filet mignon. It is deliciousness.

    Phyreblade

    doc: LIES!!! There is no such thing as Beef Bacon. Pork or GTHO.

    That said, tenderloin FTW!!

    Also: Baby back ribs.

    fortyseven

    inb4 mention of Bovine University

    dieAntagonista

    You people are a bunch of animals.

    Demon

    Where`s the penis?

    Phyreblade

    dieAntagonista: Why, thank you! That’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me… 🙂

    dieAntagonista

    Phyreblade:

    What can I say, I know how to deliver. If there were ever a need for a female Jesus, I’d be the only realistic choice.

    dieAntagonista

    … dieJesusa

    Phyreblade

    dieJesusa: LOL Delivery, Yes indeed. Female Jesus… Weeeell… I dunno… Somehow I’m having all kinds of difficulties picturing you going quietly to be nailed to the cross…

    Just can’t see you going through the whole Crucifixion thing for mankind… Especially knowing what kinds of jerks we are… 😉

    dieAntagonista

    Phyreblade:

    Aw man. But I love jerks. Especially the arrogant pseudo intellectual kind.

    Yeah you’re right about the whole getting nailed on a piece of wood thing though… hang on a second. The Roman Empire ended already, who is gonna nail me anywhere? HA. Take that you fuckers.
    Instead we can all eat hallucinogenic Mexican mushrooms and I can tell stories about why Satan is into sodomising people.

    Phyreblade

    dieAntagonista: LOL Ok well then I can safely say: “Sweet blessed Jebusa! Ahv been saevd!! Allelooyah!! Mah sole ain’t ‘demned to teh phyree deps o haydees no moar!!” 😀

    dieAntagonista

    Phyreblade: Nice. Jebusa. I like that.

    Also, your site looks hella dope now. But where’d the rss feed go? I kept checking back instead of just subscribing until I realised that I could and now it’s gone.

    dieAntagonista

    Erk. Never mind. I’m an idiot and I need glasses.

    dieAntagonista

    Oh and hey I’m a fan of the Dumb Little Man also, amongst other things. High5

    Luke Magnifico

    First I was like, “Why is a pig talking to me about beef?”

    Then I realised it was a cow. And I felt foolish.

    But then I thought it would be more awesome if it were a pig, and thought “Pig’s just got some payback, fuck yeah piggly wiggly”

    And that’s the end of that.

    Phyreblade

    dieAntagonista: LOL yeah, DLM is pretty cool. And I have to get back to mine as well. They have suffered some neglect over the past few months due to random re-occurring issues (AKA Life…) But it looks like I’ll be getting back them soon…

    dieAntagonista

    Phyreblade:

    Sounds good. Hey it’s ok, the Internet isn’t going anywhere. But I’m definitely going to appreciate new stuff should you post anything. You iz one intriguing man.

    Tardex

    Awkward conversation indeed.

    marcuserektus

    dieAntagonista, a carpenter’s dream: flat as a board and easy to nail 😛

    Phyreblade

    dieAntagonista: I’m intriguing? LOL, I guess I’ll take that as a compliment… 🙂

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