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    Charlie3782
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    Life, don’t talk to me about life.
    -Marvin

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    MY lIFE:
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    Die.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    you forget to add ” Yourself “

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

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    dieAntagonista
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    Very nice, I’m sure this is great material for lame writers. But it is not the truth. It’s in your hands what you do with your life. It’s in your hands how you perceive your life and the world around you. Got a job that sucks? Change your attitude, your priorities and BAM suddenly your job seems like a gift. I work as a waitress. Do I enjoy serving liquids to stupid motherfuckers who go out and pay twice as much as they should for a fucking cup of coffee? No. But I go about doing it with open eyes.… Read more »

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    and for those who are wise, they learn something about you 😛

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Haha they can try but everything I do is calculated. ‘Cause I’m like this evil woman trying to rule the world and shit. But don’t tell anyone.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    But I am evil and trying to rule the world!

    We cannot both rule the world!

    This is what happens when no one tells anyone else that they’re planning to take over the world!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    You can be Pinky and I’m the Brain. When we’re finally there, it will only be you and me. And we’ll have an ultimate epic brain battle which will decide who is going to oppress the entire world.

    We could just get married though.

    Hazard
    Member

    I will support your evil marriage.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    M’am, it appears I haven’t been clear enough last time we talked on Skype. I am not going to have lesbian sex with your 78 year old ass.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:
    So wrong.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @nobody knows: I know right.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    I could never marry you.

    If we can’t be open about something as simple as ruling the world, our lack of communication must mean our marriage would be doomed from the beginning.

    I’m sorry. But I’m just saving the both of us from years of unhappiness.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    @LukeV1-5:
    You gus r so fucked up.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    Haha but I was open about it! I always tell everyone that I want to rule the world. They just have to ask.

    But from what I hear marriages suck anyway, so I propose this: We could get engaged and just never marry. Brilliant I know, you can stop clapping now.

    @nobody knows: Wut. You do realise we’re joking.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:
    Yeah, sure just joking, just a joke not real….

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @nobody knows: I don’t even know what we’re talking about here anymore. Dreth isn’t really 78 years old. Or a woman. Maybe. No but really. Neither am I 72.
    I’d link my youtube channel, but there can be only one troll. Moi. So that isn’t happening anytime soon.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:
    What, you marrying me?

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    As long as we can have a huge engagement party, with a wedding cake, then that will be fine.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    Can i come?

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    …no

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    @LukeV1-5:
    fine,your not coming to mine.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    Of course I won’t. You’ll never have one. You’re going to die alone.

    nyoki
    Member

    @LukeV1-5: @dieAntagonista: Ahem…There is currently a ruler of this world and I plan on staying for a while. So go ahead and get comfy…relax, have a drink. You’ve got plenty of time, especially since I plan on living forever.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    Hey, we’re hip, young….hip youngsters, we can wait a while.

    Forever is a long time, though.

    We may have to murder you, at some stage. I think that’s a good compromise, yes?

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    Fuck all of you!!! you guys are jerks, one day i am going to become dictator of the world, then i am to have this big party and none of you are going to come.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    @nobody knows: We will all come and stab you with knives like dictators deservd. Yes, I have been watching too much Rome.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    If you don’t invite us to the party, we’ll tell all our friends not to go. And then your party will be empty, and you will feel like a failure.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    @Puulaahi:
    what about something original, not ike that dumbass ceaser.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    Ok.

    Ok.

    We put you on a small moon.

    And then we slam that moon into another, bigger moon, at high speed.

    And you explode, or something.

    It’s a work in progress, leave me alone.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    Then what? if anything.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    @nobody knows: And then you are reborn as a pile of cow dung that explodes!

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    @Puulaahi:
    Sounds good. no serioly that made me laugh. it so random.

    Luke Magnifico
    Member

    Was it “random”?

    Well, I’m glad it was “random” enough for you

    I’m glad it lacked sufficient sequence, or order.

    I’m going to shoot you, innna’ head.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    wow you must be brain dead. everyone knows after marriage the sex is gone.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    and during engagement it’s like 3x a day of sex…. hmm maybe that’s why dieAntagonista wants to stay engage

    nyoki
    Member

    @ColombianMonkey: Uh…no.

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    @nyokki: oh sorry, i should say most, but the lucky ones get to have this ability unlocked.

    nyoki
    Member
    nyoki
    Member

    err love

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    i don’t fall 4 it

    MonkeyHitman
    Member