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1. Gouki4u says:

   December 28, 2008 at 2:28 am

   That’s a good point, but I bet nobody uses soap at a bidet.

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2. Nimbo says:

   December 28, 2008 at 5:37 am

   I also dont use my asshole to perform any important duties outside of dropping off the kids at the pool.

   The only person I know who has ever scrubbed their pooper regularly was in porn at the time.

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3. outofocus says:

   December 28, 2008 at 5:47 am

   I prefer to use water rather than paper. It’s a lot easier on the area and it’s nice to just feel clean. It’s not always an option though and it doesn’t freak me out. Someday when I own a house again I will have a bidet.

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4. MonkeyHitman says:

   December 28, 2008 at 6:17 am

   so you like a powerhose of water shooting up into ya pooper lol

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5. outofocus says:

   December 28, 2008 at 6:18 am

   @ColombianMonkey: No, I don’t. It’s not the same at all.

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6. aleph says:

   December 28, 2008 at 6:55 am

   we declare war on nations without bidet

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7. deleted_user says:

   December 28, 2008 at 6:59 am

   Never heard of this. But I usually wipe, then wipe with a wet toilet paper, then dry it. Sometimes I try to wash it because it feels a lot better to know you are clean and smell free down there.

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8. MalcoveMagnesia says:

   December 28, 2008 at 10:21 am

   I’ve always thought it was for washing feet.

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9. natedog says:

   December 28, 2008 at 11:34 am

   Vote Obama/Bidet

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10. nyoki says:

    December 28, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Once you get used to using one…not using one doesn’t feel clean.

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11. Darko says:

    December 28, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    @Nimbo: so if you got shit on your chest you would just wipe it away? i mean dont use your chest to perform any important duties…

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12. TheLotusEater725 says:

    December 28, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Never been a big fan of the bidet. I always manage to not dry that one spot and i end up getting hardcore swamp ass. It’s all about pre-moistened toilet tissue. The convenience of toilet paper and the cleansing power of the bidet.

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13. Sticky says:

    December 28, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    Yo dawg i herd u liek to be clean so we put a bidet in yo bidet so u can clean while u clean

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14. Phyreblade says:

    January 3, 2009 at 3:10 am

    @thelotuseater725: Swamp Ass? Huh. Ya learn something new every day.

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