christmas elves enlave a polar bear

christmas elves enlave a polar bear


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    Liam4Now

    “enlave” ?

    tiki god

    Enslave, yes

    MegaloX

    NO, NOT ENLAVE. ANYTHING BUY ENLAVE

    camel

    i was enlaved once. i still can’t walk straight.

    drdrewusaf

    I enlaved your mom last night.

    Dreth

    I enlaved my own. 😉

    jediadept

    It’s a polar bear taking snacks and presents home to his kids!

    MikesterMike

    You can’t enslave a polar bear. You can only enlave it. Enslaving polar bears, well, that’s just fantasy or the dreams of the demented.

    nyoki

    Damn elves…always enlaving things. Next thing they’ll start accidentallingly Coca Cola bottles. Mark my words.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: Now hold on a second, why the bear gotta be enslaved? How do ya know he didn’t volunteer? It is Christmas ya know…

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: I didn’t say the polar bear was enslaved.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: Alright then what was with the “Damn elves…. always enslaving things.” comment? Hmmm? Ju gat some ‘splaining to do der missy…

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: Read more carefully.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: OK, let me rephrase. What else (besides polar bears and coke bottles) have dem der elves been ‘slavin’ and howdoyaknow dey didn’t volunteer? 😛

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: I didn’t say enslaving.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki:
    LOL OK… You got me… You gonna have to learn me sum Nyokkispeak nao… What, exactly, is “enlaving”? 🙂

    PS
    Merry Chrismahanakwanzativus… 🙂

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: No clue, but it doesn’t sound good. Ask tiki.

    natedog

    Holy shit, Phyreblade, you have taken facepalm to a whole new place

    Dreth

    I gotta agree with natedog, Phyreblade I think you need to lay off the coffee and give your brain a rest, come back tomorrow and analyze this whole thing.

    And stay away from sharp objects in the remainder of the day/night.

    SumoSnipe

    Phyreblade: Sanity check fail? The mind sees what it wants to protect itself from the unnatural horror before it…..
    Looks like tiki has added something new to our vocabulary-but the definition is up to the stygian darkness in the far recesses of the readers mind….

    natedog

    nyoki

    natedog: It’s an epidemic!

    Phyreblade

    ROFL… Wow…

    I just read through this thread again and realized that I really ought to my pic in the “Facepalm” entry of the Urban Dictionary…

    Definitely not my finest moment… I’m guess I should just pull a Tiki and blame it on the EggNog… LOL

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